I give it an “F” too, followed by an “uck LaVar Ball.”

You wanna talk about guys who walk around the sidelines wearing headsets, this is definitely one of those guys. Just an outstanding guy.

Tom, THIS GUY right here, when you have a guy who went 45-51 over his last six seasons a decade ago, you HAVE to throw all the money and resources you can at a generational talent such as THIS GUY right here!

Every group of dudes I passed walking to work today in Philly was talking about ACLs like fucking expert physicians

There are always one or two of these a year and I love reading about it every time. It’s always the most pleasant parts of sports where some lucky person gets to live the dream for one night, or one period in this case but even still, and everyone is really cool and not a dick to them and they’ll have ‘that story’…

I love seeing these stories about the emergency backup goalies!!

The great combo of experience of a lifetime and presumably pants-shitting terror.

Way to blame the victim asshole. They’re children being abused by a person in power, they don’t have the tools to make that judgement or to react appropiately. It’s not like there was high level institutional discussion that’s how he was “medically treating” athletes and they felt he was justified. Get fucked

HERO

Clearly you are not from the Northeast US.

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

Horse conditioner? On my hair? I vote Neigh.

“There is no try. Just go back to commenting on your internet forum.”

This has been your Daily Deadspin Reminder: Never Try.

It’s called “Whataboutism” and it’s a much used deflection tool in this administration.

Donald Jr. probably shot her.

The argument for Goodell at this point has always been “The league has made immense amounts of money!” Well yes, but at what cost? If they kill the whole league model in a rapacious effort to stuff their wallets full every single time, is that a worthy accomplishment? And is is a given that only the Ginger Hammer…

Wow. Both people in omak saw it!