I hate the old “Text & Call” combo. You get a “Hey what are you up to tonight/can you help me out with something” text and then because I took more than 30 seconds to respond, I immediately get a phone call from the person asking the same question. Calm down, I’m trying to gather my thoughts and come up with a reason…

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

Remember how you guys were asking what Davis would look like if he had a beard that looks like his hair? Wonder no more.

The Rocketeer was one of the best superhero movies ever. Fight me.

Chris Harrison is a real life Caesar Flickerman

they will keep him on the roster next year

Me either.

I do not like that he wants to play again.

Meanwhile Robert Kraft was overheard discussing the Pats upcoming draft strategy: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves,…

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

Good reminder from Newton that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

I love how Jones said “It is critical that you come and support the 1st amendment” about youtube censoring his channel.

Poor Alex Jones. He’s confused in that ‘shit journalist’ and ‘snake oil salesman’ aren’t disparaging, they’re merely observations of fact...

They are a testament to what public schools can produce if students have support at home and in well-funded schools.

Exactly. “Just trust me it’s bigger” doesn’t exactly sell me on it.

So he injected stem cells into his dick to make it bigger, yet ‘didn’t get out a ruler’ to note the results? Moron.

Also, from the clip, what is happening with her right eyebrow? Someone explain to me, please.

She’s got resting derp face.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

But was the National Anthem playing when he stood?