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w2fastw2furious
w2fastw2furious

You made me laugh and cry at the same time.

Dude, the knife method absolutely does not work. Jacques Pepin is a big fat liar.

How about we tax the shit out of guns and ammo?

You can avoid this conundrum with a single sentence: “Notwithstanding any other rules, no taxpayer with an income of [X] shall pay a tax rate lower than [Y].”

No, because to “marry” means to bring two halves together. I really don’t see how that applies to one person.

Christ, did Louisville not give Simons enough bribe money to buy a phone charger?

The promo code for the hydration backpack has expired, per Amazon.

The promo code for the hydration backpack has expired, per Amazon.

That beach fighting was so contrived. Theon’s never been a leader, he was getting his ass kicked, and then all of a sudden because he doesn’t have a dick, he regains all of his strength, kills a bigger, stronger man with his own bare hands, and then convinces men who have never followed him to follow him to fight

The slippery slope argument is always and only ever made when there is literally nothing logical that supports the proponent’s position. It’s a tacit acknowledgement that the opposing position is not, in itself, wrong, and so the proponents of a slippery slope try to equate it with a position that is completely

His last words were “Oh Shia-t”.

I know not everybody has this option, but if you decide to have your wedding in your hometown and not some fancy destination place, you can do what my sisters and I did for each of our weddings and arrange for neighbors and friends to put your out-of-town friends up for the night. I did this for my entire wedding

But he didn’t really have a choice between girls’ wrestling and boys’ wrestling - girls’ wrestling was the only option open to him if he wanted to wrestle at all. Your comment is similar to Betsy DeVos saying HBCUs were a model for school choice, which is only true if you consider that black students chose HBCUs over

Depends on the state - some toll the statute of limitations until the victim reaches the age of majority.

Gary Cohn sounds like a real fiduciary bag.

Overly tanned white guy married to a model who has children by multiple women, participates in a corrupt, top-down organization, hacks his opponents’ communications, has no respect for the rule of law, and refuses to answer questions about his political positions, you say?

Except that the Democrats can’t filibuster, because Harry Reid did away with filibusters for judicial nominees. It was a shortsighted move that will probably come back to bite the Dems now.

My sister started calling my mom “Mother” whenever she wanted to make a sarcastic point. I copied her, and now it still slips through even when I’m not being sarcastic. Otherwise it’s “Mama”. But would I ever call my husband “father” or “daddy”? Ew. Gross. No.

I bet you also tell the ladies that “Condoms are bad because they fuck with your body’s natural semen-excretion process.”