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Favorite Cutler gif ever:

What a leader. Inspirational.

What did all those generations of American soldiers die for since 1776 if not for a rigid suppression of dissent and absolute loyalty of all citizens to federal power?

Thankfully as a Syracuse fan I have nothing to worry about as Jimmy B runs a 100% clean program.

I once thought I was on the Digiorno diet, but it turned out someone had been delivering pizza to me all along.

Awesome. I never knew my Digiorno & coffee diet was so healthy.

Shout out to Tavares for getting the covert swears in there. I see you, specifically placed bracelet...I see you. 

+Chapter 11

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

The trans community already has one self-centered quisling whose wealth insulates her from any harm, and it’s Caitlyn Jenner. We don’t need another.

It’s a sad state of affairs when this country was incensed because they saw a tit on TV, yet saw fit to put a dick in the White House.

Kushner registering to vote.

He could be transitioning.

It’s honestly pretty pathetic.

Aaron Hernandez seems to have had CTE, but that definitely isn’t what made him a murderer.

I have a jar of hot sauce that is like 6,000,000 su. For reference, a jalepeno is about 5000. I had a buddy who bragged he could eat anything hot. So I coated a wing with just a wee little bit of it.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

i, too, hate it when i accidentally do a public racism.

“So we were drinking one night....” or “You know the signs at the zoo that say don’t feed the animals?”