They booed at the bar I was in Sunday. At the TV. But no one took off their hat or stood or put down their beer. Which proves the patriotism can’t go through a TV screen. I guess.

They’re definitely going for the Gelfling look from The Dark Crystal.

I was thinking the same damn thing - they both look REAL beat. I am 31, and I can honestly say on my worst day I don’t look nearly as Keith Richards as they do.

“Have you read Harry Potter? I’m a big fan. Have you seen my fashion line? They inspired it.

Every time I see a pic of Mary Kate, I wonder if she specifically asked her plastic surgeon to make her look more age appropriate for her older paramours. That is not the face of a 31 year old.

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Horse people are usually terrible people.

...the Ravens partnered with consumer genetic testing company Orig3n to give away free DNA test kits to 55,000 fans as they entered the stadium....

Been lied on a lot over the years

The absolute ruining of RGIII by the severe mismanagement of the Washington staff

“The NFL is a business, and if people aren’t consuming a product, that’s a sign of a failure of the company to offer a product people want to consume.”

That crowd looks about as excited as a group of high schoolers during a lecture on social policy.

So what’s the end game here, both teams pack up and leave again in like 5 years? We end up with the Mexico City Rams and London Chargers?

Have all and none of the stars.

He’s currently undergoing a Schrödinger’s CATscan.

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Given that he’s Russian, shouldn’t he ask country?

I mean jeebus, if you think this stadium is depressing, wait till the Chargers’ 30,000 capacity venue looks just as empty.

I tend to think you’re right, but it seems like the whole state of California is pretty much over the NFL. The college teams seem to still have some energy behind them, but I think a lot of the overall issues of the NFL (and I’m not talking about national anthem protests) has most of the pro fanbase in the entire…