Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

Rae Carruth’s gotta be looking at at least eight games, no?

He’s eligible to play this week, right?

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

Roger Goodell is basically an Eastern Bloc dictator but instead of being Stalin (like he thinks) he’s, like, at best Ceausescu

I’m shocked he admitted he was a person.

Well, he’s more on the business side... wait, he never ran a business. Uhh... well, for legal questions... wait, he doesn’t have a law degree. Umm... well, you see...

The issue the 8th circuit rejected was whether fundamental fairness can be an independent ground to vacate an arbitration award. It held it cannot (and so does the 7th circuit). Basically, for CA7/8, you have to show some violation of the CBA first and then you must show that violation was fundamentally unfair. This…

Fun Fact.

I kept waiting for a kill shot. but it was a bunch of exhausted slaps. Like he was doing the guy’s hair.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

Also, LIttlefinger could command the loyalty of knights but they didn’t care about him being beheaded? All the leaders in this show had SOME kind of loyalty from their men, even the ones that hated their leaders. This was rushed.

This goes some way to confirming my feeling about S7. Whereas every other series appears to have been based on books, with connective tissue that makes sense of the big scenes, this last batch of episodes felt more like it was based on notes.

Jaxxxon Braxton Williams-Davis, et al v. Major League Lacrosse

I write, and while I inevitably come up with the climactic scene early, I write from the start and see if the characters can get there themselves. You never, ever, write backwards like that. It made it all feel like a slog; it simply is not as interesting as it would be if you let the characters get there organically.

i want some. get me some. kinja deals?

I’m waiting for the tangled, long, hippie-who-lived-on-a-farming-commune hair to come back in style. Because, quite frankly, it’s my hair’s natural state and I am too lazy to do anything to it.