Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

Rae Carruth’s gotta be looking at at least eight games, no?

He’s eligible to play this week, right?

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

Roger Goodell is basically an Eastern Bloc dictator but instead of being Stalin (like he thinks) he’s, like, at best Ceausescu

I’m shocked he admitted he was a person.

Well, he’s more on the business side... wait, he never ran a business. Uhh... well, for legal questions... wait, he doesn’t have a law degree. Umm... well, you see...

The issue the 8th circuit rejected was whether fundamental fairness can be an independent ground to vacate an arbitration award. It held it cannot (and so does the 7th circuit). Basically, for CA7/8, you have to show some violation of the CBA first and then you must show that violation was fundamentally unfair. This…

Fun Fact.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

Jaxxxon Braxton Williams-Davis, et al v. Major League Lacrosse

I write, and while I inevitably come up with the climactic scene early, I write from the start and see if the characters can get there themselves. You never, ever, write backwards like that. It made it all feel like a slog; it simply is not as interesting as it would be if you let the characters get there organically.

i want some. get me some. kinja deals?

Yeah, I wear blouses from Kohl’s and Ann Taylor to work every day with dress pants. I think Vogue doesn’t realize not all of have been allowed to wear t-shirts and jeans to work so “dressy tops” aren’t exactly a comeback item.

Looking at what she did before, she’s got a BA from Pepperdine, a JD from an unaccredited law school, a short list of acting jobs, a production company, and a self-published book that wasn’t exactly a hit. That sounds like a ton of debt and not that much income. I kind of doubt that up to this point, she’s paid more…

Louise has kind of a Real Housewife face.

I’m waiting for the tangled, long, hippie-who-lived-on-a-farming-commune hair to come back in style. Because, quite frankly, it’s my hair’s natural state and I am too lazy to do anything to it.