1. Mr.

“Your thoughts — even medically they’re knowing now — the mind is a battlefield and that’s why I wrote that book Train Your Brain because the mind is, it’s all in the Bible.”

“OK sure, what’s the worst that could happen?”

“Lucy! Lucy, get in here!”

These are amazing. I know it wasn’t, but due to the limits of then-modern photography I always picture life 50-100 years ago as washed out and grainy. Really interesting to see modern life shot that way.

You’ve met my brother, then?

“I want to go to a game, but not a home game. Instead I’ll pay hundreds of dollars for a flight, get a hotel, blow all my money and then go to a football game when we’re completely hungover. Then fly back on a Monday.”

He could trim the budget, but then they wouldn’t get bowl games.

Doesn’t seem like such a raw deal to me. In Mark Davis, Las Vegas certainly got bangs for their buck.

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

and setting good examples for young athletes.

Also, overall squatting.

Once again, as a filthy libertarian, I have to ask, how does this fit into an alleged philosophy of smaller government, which conservatives claim to champion? This is the polar opposite, as it’s bringing government into the most private of places (not to mention they love attempting to bring government into the…

Its damned if you do, damned if you don’t situation. Either beat up a 12 year old and get ridiculed or you get beat up by a 12 year old and get ridiculed. 

Holy fucking shit.

A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

So Hillary killed this dude but Anthony Weiner’s still alive? Puh-leaze

Love that this is what’s dominating conservative news today. You can smell the desperation.

“...it seems that this act was directed towards his ex-girlfriend, towards whom he had a violent history of domestic abuse.”