“I have the man that’s fully clothed that’s naked on the shark, on the boat. Yes, normal photographs.”

Nice earrings. Bear’s like, “Oooo I’m fancy!”

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

Alex,

I disagree.

“Whenever I talk about working for Nancy, people ask me why I put up with it all. I tell them I was 23. I didn’t know how to stand up for myself to an employer, and I didn’t quite realize I could.”

this is great. i’ve been hate loving nancy for years. my mom and i love to imitate her callers to each other. (in heavy southern accent) “oh nancy i just love you so much. those twins, lucy and john david, are a true blessing from god. they are so beautiful. are they healthy? good great. now...was the head fully…

Ray Lewis, Leonard Little, and Adrian Peterson thank the NFL for drawing this line in the sand

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

“The claims are false and ridiculous,” Blaine Roche said. “Unfortunately this is a classic shakedown attempt. Tajae categorically denies any involvement whatsoever and looks forward to vindicating his name and focusing on what matters most - football.”

So this guy went by himself into an alley to fight two NFL players? Am I drunk and reading this wrong?

GoFundMe is literally the American healthcare system at this point

the ocean is fucked up

Did you know scallops can swim??

And isn’t that logic alone alarming? A concussion can occur even if the head doesn’t strike anything, but is jarred in some way. Padded outfield walls cause can cause concussions, and those certainly have more give then hockey boards. Human to human contact can cause concussions. Heading a soccer ball can cause…

Except what he’s saying is that we’ll pull a guy to go through protocol if he hits his head on the ICE, but not the BOARDS. Which is patently ridiculous- if the guy took a head impact, check him, whether he hit the boards, ice, elbow of another player, or tried to butt heads with the zamboni mountain-goat style. That…

“his outsized ‘Dark Knight’ persona. One teammate described a ‘sense of alienation’ that Harvey created around himself.”

A devastating game-7 loss?

Listen, I really don’t want to see Pittsburgh win another cup, but are we going to allow our nation’s capital to become a continued source of Russian happiness?