No idea why Jalopnik has such a hard-on for this car.

That lunchbox is ‘da bomb’.

I’m really liking Nissan’s new design aesthetic (and that’s from a typically very anti-import person)

Money buys anything... Especially this day in age. This is the reality of the ‘world government’. As far as his threat against the journalist, I’d probably have stuck a gun in his face at that point. This is america, friend... ANYONE can be killed at any time (And I’m saying that as sad fact, not gloating).

WAY better than Tesla anything.

I hate Porsche, in general... But I really like this :)

I do enjoy the showmanship. But it kinda looks like a very intimate view of my dog taking a crap.

That said, the state of car enthusiast shows IS really depressing. Man, NOTHING was as bad as American Hot Rod. That show made me hate Boyd Coddington forever.

You guys sit here and whine about a show like Fast ‘n Loud, then extol the virtues of Top Gear... It’s the same scripted bullshit.

Naturally Jalopnik wouldn’t like these two. Because: success. And because: they deal in things other than Miatas, brown station wagons and terrible ‘80s imports.

True that... This and about 3 more crossovers.

Nope... But this IS how you make a ton of revenue so you can keep producing world-class sedans.

Obviously you haven’t matured into driving anything other than what you’re used to.

Yes.

Not even on the same platform as Equinox...

Indeed... This should sell really well (Assuming people can get past the media shitting on it)

Doubtful, considering the demographics... Most people this ute appeals to probably wouldn’t know what an Eldorado was if they saw it.

Nah, that’d be the media... Because, for some reason, (actually, we ALL know the reason) we need to read a Cimarron history lesson before every fucking Cadillac review.

Not if the grille says “GMC”

They are very good cars.