I’m a lesbian and when I watched Labyrinth for the first time last year I was just mesmerized. Like, I’ve never stared at a man’s junk like that before. I think its appeal crosses all boundaries of sexual orientation.

Not in Colorado but I’ve lived in both Washington and Oregon post-legalization. Honestly, not much has changed. It’s not chaos in the streets or anything. I had stopped smoking due to not wanting to find a hookup. Since legalization I’ve smoked more frequently, maybe once a month. It doesn’t impact my life outside of…

I’m so sorry. I remember your stories. You deserve so much better. Everything is going to be pain for a while, but I promise you that things will improve. Scream if you need to, cry as needed, do whatever you need to do to get some of the feelings out. If you have a support system, try to lean on them. Hugs to you.

Please stay strong, and I believe in you! My spouse hasn’t used heroin in 10 years. She says that she has cravings still, but very rarely and easy to combat. It’s gotten better for her over time. If you have the resources, please try to get counseling/medication for your anxiety if you haven’t already. My spouse…

This is the saddest I’ve ever been about a Jezebel writer leaving.

Have you heard of the vibrator brand OhMiBod? They make vibes that vibrate in time to your iPod. That shit is bananas.

The Rebel was the only one that was remotely comfortable that I tried. It’s a cool little bike and it’s still in the back of my mind for if I decide to go for it and get my endorsement, but it didn’t feel right for me. I haven’t tried the CBR250R but it looks more my speed. Thanks for mentioning it! I’ll see if there…

My dad has been trying to get me to ride for years. I’m 5’3” and it’s just impossible to find a bike where I can touch my toes to the ground without over-extending my hip to a painful degree. More short bikes, please!

My Muslim spouse begs to differ. They burst into tears reading the news with Trumps comments on deporting and banning Muslims.

Thanks for trying to fight the good fight. I understand and agree with your position. The opinions being stated by supposedly pro-choice people disturbs me.

My spouse is Muslim and intersex (but has also identified as trans in the past). It really, really depends on the person. I’ve found that other Muslims seems to accept however you’re presenting. My spouse wears hijab and I’m a cisgender woman who dresses femme, so the Muslims we know see us as a lesbian couple. If…

I had a sex dream where I was having sex with myself. Not masturbating, but where there was a completely other person who was me that I was having sex with. It was sort of like a clone, except I could feel what I was doing to Other-Me on my own body as I was doing it to Other-Me’s genitals.

You’re right, some of it is more subtle. The generation gap between women and the difference in sexual harassment is interesting. My mom was in the military for the 80s and half of the 90s, and I grew up hearing her talk openly about sexism and sexual harassment/assault in the workplace. It made me very aware of…

Good on you for asking about this and admitting what you don’t know. That’s a lovely character quality and something that we could all have more of, especially when we’re privileged re: a certain topic. This is what I’d tell the people who painted you into a corner.

“I don’t feel like talking about that subject. How is [school/work/family/hobby/tv show]?”

Being a bigger dick than your asshole neighbors is the only thing I’ve ever seen work against offensively loud people. It sucks.

I need that box. Where would I put it? IDK. What would I use it for? I have no idea. Would it match anything else in my house? Nope. But I still need it.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.

RIP Shade Court. I’m going to watch Paris Is Burning as a memorial service.

So, let me tell you about the 100 year old slum that I lived in one time. The landlord turned out to be a drug addict and didn’t ever do repairs or any general “unfuckening” for this horrible century-old house turned apartment building. The few repairs that were done were “completed” by an 80 year old dude who had no…