I mean, if you’re looking at large dildos, why not have them review The Bam?

YES. I have fibro but I also get joints that lock during sex. I was attempting reverse cowgirl and suddenly got stuck at the hips. I couldn’t get myself out of the position so I had to ask my spouse to just shove me forward as hard as possible so I could un-phallus myself and maybe roll over. He pushed me so hard that…

I don’t have a self-love injury, but I have this weird thing where sometimes I orgasm so hard that it cracks my back. It’s much better than going to a chiropractor.

I also have (well, had) asshole Jamberry FB friends. One even invited me to edit my fucking job section to say that I work for Jamberry when I left every single group and event she tried to force me to join.

$10 says it was. I love him, but I can see it.

I loved Housebound and Life Itself. Great recommendations!

My spouse has a service dog (not therapy dog) for PTSD and we get “Oh my god, I didn’t know there was a dog on the plane!” constantly. That’s the easiest way to tell the difference between legit service animals and frauds.

She’s in an elected position.

My dad is in the army and he says the same thing all the time.

Simply stating facts is my favorite form of shade because it has the most plausible deniability. It’s not the most masterful and you don’t need to be an expert to pull it off, but it truly does all the work for you while allowing you to hide your contempt by being factually correct, and therefore beyond reproach. So…

They seep a clear fluid that causes “crusties” around the piercing site.

I got mine pierced 2 months ago. It was relatively painless, the swelling went down an hour after the piercing, and they’re super sensitive now. Downside: they will lymph for-fucking-ever. My piercer said a year or more is common. Be warned of that.

I’m taking a read-eye to the east coast tonight. I love flying and I’m mostly looking forward to going, but. My spouse wears hijab and since converting, flying has been fucking awful. Nothing triggers PTSD fight-or-flight like “enhanced” patdowns.

Link? I’d be interested in reading that.

Maybe don’t shoot an expensive movie on stolen land in what is basically a war zone if you don’t want to answer foreign policy questions?

Why should they get a raise? They did a shitty job. Deaf and hard of hearing people rely on captions and have fought hard to make them mandatory so they have the same access to information as hearing people. This captioner made a mockery of that and shouldn’t be rewarded.

You are not a coward. You don’t need to put yourself or your future in harm’s way to be a “good” LGBTQI person. Do what’s best for you and don’t let anyone tell you that you’re a bad person because of it. Be kind to yourself. I’ve been there, being queer and dealing with shitty family, and it sucks. Try not to make…

No.

1. The other side already thinks we’re all Satanic baby killers.

Shade Court: legit best part of the week. Ayesha’s shade was glorious.