My spouse is legally blind and fucking hates our money. It’s impossible to tell them apart without taking out every single bill to inspect it up close. It’s bullshit.

I'm pretty sure that he meant that she wasn't using Hebrew Sign Language like the other hearing people did. She "cheated" by going around HSL altogether and using ASL.

No one cares about your boner.

This is the best implant-related fact I’ve ever heard.

Look up reverse sneezing. Many dogs do it and it's normal but disconcerting.

Or because of lesbians, like me. It's almost like not all Jezebel readers are hetero women, despite how often Jez forgets that!

This whole Rick-Pete-Jessie thing is caveman bullshit. They're fighting over her like a piece of meat and it's really gross.

Yes. My uncle did it at a nice restaurant 8 years ago. My family has refused to go out to eat with him since that incident.

This gif fucks me up every time.

My friend was doing roadie work for a different band that was playing after 30 Seconds. As she was walking through the club, someone smacked her ass HARD. She whips around and it was smarmy, douchey Jared Leto. He put his band's sticker on my friend's ass. She told him off but Jared just shrugged and walked away.

God, I'm so sorry for that woman. I worry about a I made a friend at community college who was JW (he got shit so hard for wanting a degree from his family and congregation). I got to know him and we would chat online every day, despite me being a godless unrepentant feminist lesbian who worked at a porn store.

Two weeks is a courtesy, not a law. Two weeks isn't enough time to find a replacement and train them, it's just a weird "prove that you realize that we are your masters" thing.

Things like this make me so grateful to my 5th grade teacher, Mr. Currie. In 5th grade I didn't care about math and got poor grades because all of my previous teachers focused on my writing talent (I was/am good at writing) and ignored the fact that I sucked at math because it was expected. Girls are good at writing,…

Except that Amanda Ripley (her daughter that died before Aliens) had already likely had all her vaccines based on her age, especially since Ripley follows scientific protocols re: quarantine in Alien. She would have vaccinated her daughter.

Leverage that. "I would eat more but I'm nauseous all the time, and with the fatigue and concentration issues I have a hard time cooking. So what could cause all those symptoms?"

Maybe Jessica asked that she not be directly quoted on that bit? Because she is so in-control of her image she may have made that request.

If it's the Wicked Salted Caramel one, it tastes fucking delicious. When I worked in an "adult novelty boutique" I had a coworker who would put it in her lattes instead of asking for caramel syrup from the barista.

I hugged Nina Hartley and it was the best hug I've ever gotten. I worked in sex stores for 2 years and one of my companies had her come to speak at a training event. Afterwards we got pictures and she hugged me and said "You're so adorable, I could eat you up" and I couldn't breathe. Then she said "Thanks for letting…

I understand a lot more references now! I wasn't amazed or anything but I now understand its place in cinematic history. So, job well done, Dad.

Agreed. I watched it without having read the comics and I thought it kicked ass. I forced my dad to watch it (I had to trade by watching The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly) because he had been burned by the shitty first adaptation. He also thought it kicked ass.