Hugs.

I've never been in this situation because everyone knows I'm poor, but couldn't you just say that with the distance it wouldn't be a good idea, but you can't wait to support them from the pews?

I strained a muscle in my chest that required three days of bedrest and ice-ing. Because I was in college I was required to bring a doctor's note to the one hard-ass professor who wouldn't just take me emailing her as proof.

I read my spouse Shade Court every week and now he's started correcting people on their improper use of shade. Kara is doing the Lord's work.

My spouse is from Maryland and Fredneck is basically like the elephant graveyard in the Lion King to him. Never go there.

Oh how I cackled at this. Well played.

The best thing to use is a toy cleaner made specifically for sex toys. If you have nice silicone toys, using liquid dish/hand soap can eventually fuck up the coating, making them porous (which is the last thing you want wrt bacteria). Most toy cleaners are less than $15 and last for a long time.

As far as I know. I don't know how much damage was done but they had to identify him through dental records and he had to be cremated, so it was pretty bad. It's somewhat taboo in my dad's family to bring it up but I'm morbidly curious.

My uncle died alone (severe alcoholism that lead to his death, no friends or family in the area to check on him, etc). He did, however, have a cat. No one found him for a couple months. The medical examiner said the cat waited no more than 12 hours before going to town.

My crotchety old bastard cat (18 year old Manx mix) only lets me touch his belly and attacks the shit out of anyone else who tries. When he was a kitten he tried to scratch me whenever I touched his stomach but I didn't back down, so he eventually learned to just let me pet him there. I've never known a cat that was…

Or Oklahoma just heard about Fetlife and don't know if they get to flog that person or be flogged by them.

NO ISHA NO.

Under your boob? Still hurt, but maybe less stretch happening?

I would just be honest, calm, and as non-judgmental as you can be. "Mom, the little one won't be coming to visit in your home. The hoarding happening in your house is an unsafe environment for [little one]. You will always be in little one's life, but it will happen in our home or public places."

I have to work until midnight and I'm silently seething at every customer who comes in. What sex store stays open until midnight on Christmas Eve? Who needs a dildo gift and didn't get one by now? Fuck these people.

Thank you! I'm liking it a lot. I just finished my first quarter and I'm getting in the swing of things. It's hard to work and go to university at the same time but it's worth the hassle.

I started back into school in September and I just turned 24. You can do it! Now is the time, seriously. Chase your dreams while you're young enough to enjoy the fruits of your labor.

That was the same year that she gave me work pants with the price tag helpfully left on them ($3.50 at Ross, no receipt) while my brother got a PS2, new TV, and $150 skateboard. It was basically a "Yeah, you're 18 and so you're an adult and you must grow up" gift. In the years since then she's stopped being a petty…

We might share moms. That's totally something my mom would do. Like the year she gave me work shoes... work shoes that were my old work shoes that I threw away because my feet were now too large for them. She dug them out of the trash, wrapped them, and was very confused as to why I wasn't overjoyed.

I had a horrible boss. She was 2 years younger than the youngest sales person. She was lazy, constantly ditching work, and simply incompetent.