What is "international money"? What denominations does it come in? In what way specifically is BLM dedicated to bringing control of the means of production to workers collectively? Where do they stand on the scientificity of Marxism as a theory of history? Are they themselves internationalist, a la Trotsky?

Did the Mom's Association reach their goal in the brownie sale?

This made me laugh like an idiot.

So, from your conservative POV, what do you make of this whole, umm, situation, Trump-wise?

He's going to busy trying to read the dictionary to learn enough words.

Resentment and spite, my friend.

The fact that his liver is the size of a county-fair prize hog is the least of his defects.

Thank you Jack Handey!

He ate them.

I'm uncomfortable in my own skin, I can't imagine how I'd tolerate being in his.

Trying to get a couple in the stands to commit to an insurance policy. Bills to pay!

They share a spleen as well. Something transdimensional or some shit, I dunno

Simmons has improved a little from when he started.

No,no. It wasn't cancer. On the internet it's always cancer.

“Honey, someone just fell on to the car and is trying to get in through the back seat window."

Its hard to get the pastry tube properly positioned when you can't see and you have to balance on the medicine ball...

I don't trust statistics from a company. I don't trust statistics unless I know the population parameters, the sampling method and size, and the analytic tools, from a company or not. You should assume at this point that the stats have been rigged or not done rigorously.

You vastly underestimate the capability of even highly disciplined persons, like the driver (SEAL), to fall under the capture of labels to their detriment. These 'autopilots' will come on the road sometime. The problem is that there is no cultural acclimatization to them and all the other participants other than the…

We at Weyland-Yutani would like to extend our sincere condolences to Tesla Corporation. We have experience in beta testing systems in public and understand how these things can go awry. Stand tall against the nay-sayers for a greater tomorrow for humanity.

That truck driver didn't volunteer for the "public beta". These are vehicles, not Google Maps. The internet is not the public; there's a real world out there.