I think you are forgetting that Tony Stark is involved here.

Why don't they call it a "really, really advanced cruise control" in all their hype output?

I think we should all take a moment to contemplate the magic of shovels.

Did they hit you on the head and wake you up? (sorry)

oh fucking hell yes

What kind of dough is Isringhausen made of?

There are other alternatives

Some guy in Spain was going to send me a Typhoon, but DHL didn't have a big enough box. Sucks.

Fucking hell. +1

Damn you.

Why is that giant fat man wearing a kid's party hat?

If I were writing a novel about someone like Thiel, I would put in, for the sake of plausibility, that he manipulated the jury somehow.

O-ho. Weeeeeeeeeellll
LeBron is a bitch,
he’s a big fat bitch,
he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
He’s a stupid bitch,
If there ever was a bitch,
He’s a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday he’s a bitch,
on Tuesday he’s a bitch,
on Wednesday to Saturday he’s a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be…

Just the phrase "testicular contusion" makes my eyes water.

The American fans look like they're celebrating because they've won free ham for life.

It takes balls to kick Khal Drogo's little brother in the nuts.

Between them they know at most, what, 400 words? I don’t think this will work.

Someone needs to teach him about vitamins and sunlight.

Redunancy department alert:

Its because his crawlspace is currently occupied.