You should have your Broca's area confiscated because of this opinion.

He's just reacting to the death of Cassius Clay.

I'm pretty sure she needs written instructions with diagrams to help her chew her food.

Then everything goes to shit and there's no more baseball, just crazies and drunks running around in a stadium. Some are dressed like the Hamburglar, some are masturbating until their penises bleed, some are counting blades of grass. They form packs and clans and engage in internecine warfare over possession of second…

Owns a giant aquariums full of lizards and snakes and wears a leather bodysuit at home.

More than sufficiently naked.

I meant that a guy should not be mad, because it doesn't have to reflect on him... there are plenty of bad people out there.

My grandma.

Then the guy bolts, and either no arrest or a much more complicated situation. But, yeah, in that situation we all would want to "do something" to thwart that shitbag.

Also, he might not be the one to put something in your drink, depending on the circumstances, like a crowded club or party.

Like he's going to want to walk all that way.

FIFA headquarters look pretty damn nice considering they are in a hidden lair under a volcano.

It should be legal to hunt down and flay alive anyone wearing them.

Yes, one of his problems is lack of attention to detail. You should report him to his supervisor.... but I agree, the actor playing him is great at, well, destroying his own career for a shortish-term paycheck by being magnificently weird.

I want a t-shirt with the last two sentences on it.

Good. I'm glad it is safe and not too soon.

He meant literally "Joe Biden literally".

Well, as Hobbes wrote, life is nasty, brutish, and fat.

Yeah, that was a big bone hanging over her elastic waistband...

Probably the only solution is to have a machine that cuts off your hands and drops them down a long, long chute into a fiery inferno tended by mutants that are the result of inhumane genetic modification experimentation.