vpforcsr-weylandyutani
VPforCSR-WeylandYutani
vpforcsr-weylandyutani

Hang it on a long stick rigged out in front of Sandoval...

Too bad this is the moment his life peaked... (cue: 'Glory Days')

Picture caption: "If we sit perfectly still maybe he won't notice us and try to eat us."

When people stop plowing into bullets, I will stop making fun of them.

You're beginning with the implausible notion that a professional athlete can actually overcome his ego and sense of entitlement to learn something about moral accountability.

Toronto could be #1

Better than having them come out of her mouth.

Take a chill pill nerd.

Comedians label this technique a "call-back"

She is so fucking hot.