No, you can’t. Someone would have to want to buy $99.87m in bitcoin first.

How is this not considered porn ? If I took a picture of myself like that, my Facebook account would be suspended without notice.

Didn’t buy the iPhone X?

...Are you Enrique Iglesias?

1) Buy a cheap drone to practice. There are loads and most of them are pretty good.

I’ve bought almost all the games I pirated in the nineties. Feels good, man.

Restrict access to machine guns. Is that so hard to understand? Wake up.

NEXT: Goomba was actually trying to ******* Peach.

This one. It’s gore tex.

This one. It’s gore tex.

I’d go with The Power Station !

I’d go with The Power Station !

What’s with the backlash against atheists? For one, we aren’t the ones believing in fairytales and denying that the earth is round.

Way better ! A lot funnier !

Way better ! A lot funnier !

Maybe she is the world’s shittiest superhero?

Or maybe just arrange a break in, rip the CD to mp3 and torrent the shit out of it.

He didn’t have the luck of Magnum Ferrari, a very successful door-to-door salesman of moustache combs.

The solution is: The USA attacks North Korea first, the country ends controlled by a Russian, American, Chinese and South Korean coalition for 40 years. It has been done before.

Isn’t this racism?

Another way to summarize it is with the acronym COVFEFE:

It’s always proper to play this one:

DON’T TEXT AND COMMAND A VESSEL.