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Dr.Nemmo and his time-travelling submarine
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Dude, there’s even a book about this.

Veritas In Numero.

The Mormon book will prove useful. It’s a made up fairytale that clears up everything: America was white from the very beginning because God said so.

I have an idea: let’s send a couple of reporters pretending to interview Kim Jong Un, but we barely train them to kill him.

Afraid people act irrationally.

Watch this.

In Chile they are almost mandatory. You have to send a picture with your resume, so you can be quickly discriminated against.

No, you didn’t.

Spaceballs! And that’s Pizza the Hut.

DeWalt tools are forever, I can’t recomend them enough.

DeWalt tools are forever, I can’t recomend them enough.

He’s just a frat boy, from a rich family, spare us Lord from this monstrosity.

A five seconds delay is enough to make this cheating tactic useless.

Are you currently alone? Go boy, go for it, for good times’ sake.

I still don’t understand American Football. The rules are alien to me.

The chronic use of drugs can accelerate dementia, so both.

So, basically, a thirty year-looking twenty year-old behaves like a ten-year old with ADHD and lots of money.

Are you dorn already?

“All those moments will be lost in time... like gamesaves on a Switch”.

Well, I can be a fan of whoever I want. It’s my prerogative.

Reading Games Of Thrones has been the worst decision in my reading life. I’m actually torn between reading the next book or simply saying “that’s just too much time of my life, sod it”.

Reading Games Of Thrones has been the worst decision in my reading life. I’m actually torn between reading the next