Also - his children wanted to go to Cancun. Cancun? Not... Disney World? Disney Land? Six flags? Hershey Park? Dollyworld? Anywhere on the Texas coast? They wanted to have a play date at an all inclusive in Mexico?

Dad the whole purpose of the trip was to get away from you. 

Then you just leave and wait for the feds to fix it while you’re gone. Then you say you didn’t see any feds here fixing shit, we did it ourselves, and keep going.

Also, there’s that picture of waiting list for first class. He’s on it, they’re not, even though they’re on the flight.

Yeah, he was originally scheduled to fly back on Saturday. Until he was found out. So he changed his return flight and his story.

The size of his return bag is the main thing I wondered about, but I can only stand seeing so much of him in one day, so a second glance had to wait.

Thoughts & prayers from his college roomate:

His daughters don’t want to be near his ass, but are content to make use of his perks until they can get the fuck out (With a chunk of his money).

I would love to see the suitcase he brought with him just to drop off his wife and kids.

Yeah, hypocrisy is the Right wingers’ native language.  These are the same folks who SCREAMED every time Obama left the White House to play golf.  Didn’t matter that it was Saturday or a holiday.  Didn’t matter that there were no particular crisis to deal with.  How dare he travel 30 minutes from the White House to…

They always see themselves as the plucky kid who rallies the neighborhood to save the day, even though they are clearly the slicked-hair douchebags who want to turn the public park into condos.

He’s the hero of his own story so of course he needs an antagonist.  Somehow there are a lot of people who live their lives like they’re in an ‘80s movie.

He’s a weasel and not even a good weasel. He’s basically a man in a weasel costume showing up at the weasel convention wanting to know what “We, weasels are weaseling into today!”

Cruz getting the hell outta Dodge reminds me of discussing getting by in a Michigan blizzard with my wealthy VP. I had used my fireplace, candles and slept in the family room. This $300-400k salaried man said he’d run out of wood so he & his son stole a neighbor’s wood since they’d been feuding. I laughed at his…

It may not matter with fuckin stupid people like this precious moron

Yeah, Gadot is the real deal, I think, when it comes to being a tough cookie who can hold her own on set. She didn’t just survive working with alleged diva Vin Diesel, and made her mark in modeling and pageanting, she’s a veteran of the Israeli armed forces. That bish knows how to take care of herself, so if that…

As I read this stuff coming out about Whedon, one of aspects of the story that I keep thinking about is Gal Gadot and her response to the Fisher thing. For context, she spoke about standing with Fisher, as did Jason Momoa, and alleged that there was an incident with with Whedon that she had to address by going to the…

Rick Riordan (the author of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians book series, which had a truly awful film adaptation) posted some lightly censored (mainly to remove the names of some of the people involved) emails that he had sent to the producers of the film adaptations of his books during the film’s production on…

Here’s my thing. It’s not that I don’t think that Hart can’t play the role. He’s an actor at the end of the day, and any actor can get into pretty much any role given the correct circumstances. Heck, I was downright excited for Blanchett’s casting. But when I heard they were filming in Budapest (https://www.gameinforme…

Lists like this make me miss Deadspin because nowhere does it say “...getting run over by a bus”