I’m a day late, but count me in. It’s my go to when I’m not getting nuggets.

So....I’ve been pronouncing half of the things on this list with an “s” my whole life, and no one has corrected me. I’ve been lied to. Swindled. Berenstain Bear’d.

I can be dense sometimes. I see the satire now, thanks to this comment. Keep up the good work, Sir and/or Madam.

I also hesitated. The fact that the Agent filed a suit against the son first seems to be a mark against the son. Also, I’ve seen enough family drama to know that sometimes relatives can be downright cruel to one another. Sometimes the outsider/non-relative is the good guy.

Yeah. Basically. Other than the MASSIVE BUILDINGS I don’t see the magic of NYC. Then again, the only times I’ve visited NYC it’s for a work trip or to check in on a friend or relative, so I’m not doing touristy things, I’m doing everyday people things.

One time, during a stand-up special, she yelled “MY BRA IS IN MY ASS!” That was pretty funny.

I used to work at a grocery store too! That’s where I developed a deep-seated hatred of humanity!

If you really want to hear something heartbreaking, you should hear The Talk my mom gave to my brother when he started driving.

This lady was a dental hygienist who had her hand in my mouth just moments before the conversation....

I realized no amount of logic was going to work on this lady, so I just kinda ended things there.

Yeah, one lady told me she didn’t wear a mask because it makes it hard to breath and she has asthma. I sympathized with her, then pointed out that I, too, have asthma, and was wearing a mask anyways. Its uncomfortable, its inconvenient, but you gotta do it.

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I like it because it adds a briny, fishy flavor to things and the texture is fun. Caviar is basically salty boba and tastes good on bagels with smear. Granted, I’ve never had top of the line caviar, just the middle class available-at-most-grocery-stores kind.

To be fair, the stunt double seems uncomfortable too.

Fact: Mark Burnett used to be an Illegal Alien AKA a very bad hombre. He’s a Brit who was heading to Central America, but had a layover in LA, and decided to just fucking stay in the U.S. with nothing but his suitcase and the change in his pocket.

As someone who is allergic to grass (seriously), I second this. Give me a gravel pathway winding between massive flower beds any day (also, I’m allergic to pollen. I hate going outside).

Fact: Blake was going bald even in college. I used to think he was a random 30 something that kept showing up on campus, but he’s a year younger than me. For context, I was the class of 2012 and he was 2013.

Carlson also had this to say about Neff’s critics: “Blake fell short of that standard and he has paid a very heavy price for it. But we should also point out, to the ghouls now beating their chests in triumph at the destruction of a young man, that self-righteousness also has its costs,”

Oh! I saw this Viola Davis photo and got the reference immediately! It’s the exact same pose.

I feel you. I turned 30 in March, and not only am I ambivalent about kids, but I’m also ambivalent about relationships in general. I’ve been single for 9 straight years, and I feel great. But I don’t want to have a kid without having a life partner. I know some women do the single motherhood route, but, like I said,…