I went to college with Blake. I wish I had some stories to tell, but I mainly know him as “guy who was sometimes in the same room as me”. If it weren’t for the fact that he looked 30 at 20, I probably would of forgotten about him. Seriously, I used to think he was an old alum that refused to leave the campus before I…

Probably because the only person I suggested it to is my Mom. But I suggested it more than once, so that’s gotta count for something.

You would think, but then I met the douchiest Koala in my game and I HAD to invite him to live there as he was my first guest. What the fuck kind of system is that? Like I knew as soon as he spoke to me I wasn’t having any of it. But I guess he’s going to live in my village now. I don’t hate him enough to boot him…

I don’t think it was wise to murder all your readers, TakeOut. If you see a steep drop off in numbers after a week, you’ll know why.

As a DC resident and Tax Payer, I keep suggesting that we all (and I mean ALL) hold hands and surround the Capitol building and stay there until those cowards make us a state. But no one will take me up on the offer, especially not now.

Paul LaFrance

Here’s my tinfoil hat explanation: leaf blowers keep lawn maintenance companies in business. Think about it. Instead of removing debris, leaf blowers just push the debris into other areas. Then all it takes is for a gust of wind to move the debris back onto the landscaped lawn. Whelp, better go call the landscaping…

Why not ban blood while you’re at it? Or combinations of piss and snow?

Also, I can’t think of a bigger service than bringing prepared meals to my house. I tend to tip a solid 20% for a traditional dining experience, but I tip a minimum of 25% for anyone who delivers food to me.

I hate it when Amy insists on bringing Becca to our gatherings. I just wanted to check in on her quilting project and see some pictures of her horse, not hang out with Amy’s church friends!

You’re being a real Steve right now. Cut it out.

Yeah, you just described a Becky (of the Reba or Becca subgroup). A Karen would be like, “I couldn’t date a black man, I don’t find them attractive.” Karen doesn’t really talk about politics in public, it’s “unladylike”, but you know she’s conservative. Karen doesn’t watch action movies, they are too violent for her fr…

And an honorable mention to all the Amy’s out there, just whitely minding their own damn business. Maybe they have Opinions, but they mostly keep to themselves and do little arts n’ crafts projects.

I mean, that’s what the cream and sugar is for. Granted, if you for some reason think that starting your day with sweet bean water is bad, then you do you.

It me! I’m the black lady! I got promoted just before this whole thing went down, my rent is covered, and I can cover my medical expenses even though I have a mediocre high-deductible health care plan.

Trump, like most toddlers, is impressed by BIG TRUCKS. Find me a child who doesn’t like large vehicles, it can’t be done. You know things are serious when heavy machinery is involved.

I feel ya. I’m an introvert and I live alone. I love being home and I enjoy the occasional work-from-home day. I have a good circle of friends that I talk to/go out with on a regular basis, but I always allow myself to just be home alone every other weekend or so.

Any advice for someone who is 5' tall when most desks and chairs are meant to accommodate people in the 5' 10" range?

His favorite movie the the JCVD film Bloodsport, and he makes someone (presumably because he can’t use a remote) fast-foward through all the non-fighting parts. Man can’t even sit still through a whole popcorn action flick, he just wants the punching bits.

You’re just presenting an alternate spelling of his name. The powers that be will have you believe that there is only one way to spell a persons name, but we know better than that.