This ghetto ass shit is what happens when sub-par trust fund babies whose parents buy them into good schools don’t do their homework. Apparently in their world anything called the Four Seasons is a bougie hotel and not say a landscaping company.

He’s more like an asymptomatic carrier, everyone around him just gets humiliated.

Some random tweet also mentioned this convergence and pointed out that it was the perfect place for them to go fuck themselves and die.

This is why Trump is immune to satire.

Just the screenshot makes me laugh. I’ve watched those Celebrity Jeopardy sketches so many times that I don’t even have to click on it.

Suggesting this would have gotten you laughed out of the writing room of Veep, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec and The Benny Hill Show. Yet it actually happened in real life.

Between a porn shop and a crematorium. Absolutely perfect.

The real funny part about this? The Four Seasons Landscaping place is next to a porn shop. Now you know Rudy went in there and grabbed some shit for him to jack to later. The next Trump campaign press conference will be at World O’ Booty on Market St in Philadelphia at 1:00pm today. Geno’s will be providing the…

That is so fucking on brand for Trump that I almost can’t believe it. Of course he would only pay to get them to the place where they can kiss his orange ass. After he has what he wanted? Ya’ll can eat shit. 

Personally, I am trying to take the high road, and am hoping that all of them end up some place warm soon.

His most consistent message on this super-spreader tour is how much he doesn’t want to be in Iowa/Wisconsin/Pennsylvania/wherever. He despises so much of this, he just despises not having idiots cheer for him even more.

He’s said so. It takes 2 seconds on google to find him on Stern talking about how dumb and gullible Republicans are but they all love racism and forced births so much they’ll literally kill themselves supporting him. I‘m sure right now there’s some old white woman in Omaha a couple toes down from frostbite blaming ever…

There’s nothing more enjoyable than watching MAGAts get the treatment they want for everyone else. Also bless this guy.

I really do think he despises his acolytes more than he does his detractors. He dislikes anyone who dislikes him, sure, but I’m sure he’s disgusted by the suckers and losers that fell for his obvious grift.

As the late, great, Sir Terry Pratchett once said:

I almost would want to see that white ethnostate, if only because I know it would end in fire.  Having a variety of cultures is a net positive for counties, because it makes you well rounded. I cannot imagine how bland, shitty, and miserable living in a white ethnostate would actually be.

YUUUUP!

Reprinted from a thread about ACB’ SC confirmati0on:

It’s also due to a lot of media (see: any Michael Bay film) positioning people with advance degrees as being clueless and out of touch, and the characters who “go with their gut feeling” as being real and sincere.

And while having a degree doesn’t mean you’re smart, being a dumb fuck who thinks common sense trumps…

I would’ve been fine anyway, just by being who I was