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a 24 oz box of Quaker 5 minute grits costs $1.88 on Amazon and has 18 servings. Call it $0.11/serving. $19M buys 173 million servings of Quaker 5 minute grits. That’s only about 5 servings of grits per black Americans per year. As a white American, I eat at least that much grits. He’s still a lunatic, but his numbers

My brother-in-law is an executive chef, and he swears by the Filet O’ Fish.

But this is “fish”, so...

I tried it once, never again.

Three people like filet o fish. Myself, you and Desus

Sir...ma’am, this is a Wendy’s. 

Girl, the O’Fish are an endangered Irish species!

This is fair. Garbage food of questionable provenance should be cheap. That’s why we eat it, fast, cheap, and so full of salt and preservatives there’s no way it can taste bad. If the garbage food starts to cost almost the same amount as something that actually tastes good, then what’s the point of the garbage food

I’m still mad about the berenstein bears.

I think it’s a sort of implied linguistic possessive, so it sounds right to us. We’ve just dropped what comes after: “I’m going to JCPenney’s (store).” Kind of like, “I’m going to Adam’s [house] after work.” I think a lot of us approach store names that way. Looking at the list, I definitely put an S on the ends of

I think that’s the norm for all races with department stores. My mom worked at JCPenney, and we still called it JCPEnneys in the house.

LOL! Virginity! Nice.

Damn it feels good to just see someone happy. Real love.

Loved her since Reno 911 and she has been doing great in the industry.

And stop correcting folks when they add that extra S on the end of a word. I know, you know, and they know they S doesn’t belong there; you being pedantic about the whole thing just makes you look like you need a stick pulled out of your behind.

I’m just glad that in his short time on Earth he warned me about Karen’s potato salad. 

Honestly Sherlock Holmes is a great case study for a need for a global copyright law/treaty that we all agree on. Holmes has been in public domain since 2000 in the UK and most the rest of the world, but the US copy right laws allow for much more time mostly because Disney throws piles of money at law makers every time

I wonder if Sherlock and Moriarty both have mothers name Martha?

Given reviews of some of Cavill’s previous performances I think Netflix can safely argue that his Sherlock Holmes is two dimensional and devoid of any real emotion.

Fact: the chicken in the Sunken Place is flavorless.