Glad I don’t have kids, this story just makes me not want to have them more. :)

I cannot believe that was a real logo. Trump penetrating Pence is just too perfect.

The NASCAR mike-check.

More like passed through his empty head.

Every time I calmly point out that they, too, could spend some money on improving the island’s roads and bridges, I’m told “no, sorry, we’ve got no money”, or “that’s boring”, or “that’s your job Daddy”.

I’ve been playing with my five-year-old and had similar experiences. He enjoys stealing stuff from around my house and gets mad when I take it back. He threw a tantrum because my house was bigger than his (and he was tired). He got mad because I won’t give him a better axe to chop down random trees.

I wonder about the friend’s reaction. He didn’t seem shocked, it just took him a couple of seconds to come up with a reaction. Like it wasn’t really out of the norm for this guy, but now “uh oh,people can hear you, Bud”.

The moment Harv showed me his creepyass sex dungeon, I was outta there. I don’t plan on ever returning.

At least Animal Crossing gives you more reasons to stick around than anyone had to not leave Midsommar.

Welcome to...Photopia

Technically, I believe this just means don’t eat Chick-fil-A everyday. Like maybe a little Popeyes every now and again.  

“You can’t hear me?”

How ironic that he was the most successful driver to come out of NASCAR’s “Drive for Diversity Program”...

I witnessed the NSB at a party I was throwing. Some drunk white dude yelled it with a hard R, and everything just stopped. People talking, the grill, birds chirping, the planes above, everything. Of course it turned into a “it’s time to get him the fuck out” moment after the boom hit, but yeah, the NSB is a powerful…

America has won a lot of gold metals in the Bigotry Olympics, no doubt. But this is pretty a fucked up thing to feel competitive over.

Asian folk have been doing that since before the Portuguese discovered how boats worked. They’re not trying to look like “white” They’re trying to look “pale Asian”

I am a broken record. Anti Blackness is global. There is no escape anywhere on this planet. 

nintendo shouldn’t make you talk to people just to play a game...

If the discussions were becoming “Animal Crossings New Horizons multiplayer functions are really bad, so this is now the worst Animal crossing game to ever come out and Nintendo is doing this because they hate the fans, and now I’m going to look at different game assets and use them as examples of Nintendo’s laziness”…

Same thing happened with my wife and I. I was being a good soldier about it, but she got tired of me missing out on everything when she knows I’ve been so excited to play. The real killer was when it wouldn’t even let me contribute building materials to the store! We decided to just go ahead and buy a Switch Lite.