Any large corporation that doesn’t include the phrase “we are still paying our employees and plan to do so as long as we are able” in these emails gets a HUGE side-eye from me. My local bagel place put something up on FB and clarified - when I asked in the comments - that the majority of their employees have…

you really went to bat for them.

Keep the faith. Seen enough of your posts to know you are a valued member of society, both online and in your day-to-day. I fear the selfishness and lack of empathy will continue if not get worse, but folks like you help keep folks like me from losing their shit and going full Michael-Douglas-in-Falling-Down mode (a mo…

I’ve always understood it wouldn’t take much for Americans to turn on each other, just look how they angry they drive.

IMO, the ideal of the rugged individual is inherently selfish and at odds with democracy.

It sounds like something I would need to collect a lot of in Zelda in order to upgrade my armor.

The Root introduced me to the marvelous and insane and true “moon cricket” a couple of years ago, and when I stopped laughing and wiped the tears enough so I could see to read, I looked it up: it’s real. If ever anyone IRL calls me a moon cricket, they will be sorely disappointed because I’ll be laughing so hard…

Then apparently moved Dee up to first class.

Word. My great aunt beat a white girl down for calling her the n-word in the 1940's.

Same, so much. You really nailed it with the "disruption in my routine" stuff. Like, do I need real pants? Do I need to wash my hair on schedule? My coffee mug and water tumbler are at work, none of these vessels are appropriate! And the cat. Won't. Stop. Screaming. He's going to be v upset when this is all over.

Conclusion: Oh No You Didn’t

Plenary session topic: This Bitch Done Lost Her Damn Mind.

and to top it all off that bitch starts crying at the end. after she started all this shit. white women tears know no shame.

Amber replies by calling Dee a “nigger,” presenting Dee with the opportunity to gather research material for her doctoral thesis: Self Interrogation in Pre-Combat Preparation: Am I Gon’ Have to Choke a Bitch? which will be presented at the Dora Milaje Institute for Ass-Whipping Arts and Sciences next semester.

As an introvert, I am tired of being stereotyped as antisocial shut in. I don’t have social anxiety, I just like my solitude to regain some energy, before I jump on the next stage to give a talk or entertain a crowd. 

Shit, if it get’s them to wash their hands, not touch their faces, and cover their coughs and sneezes, I’m all for letting them do all the woo-woo shit, too.

nice! I’m still picking the cutest girly looking character, but it’s great they’re providing this freedom.

Boys can wear dresses you say?

Here’s some tips for them;

Thank you for this article. I was starting think I need to discovery gravity or something. I will just do what I need to do. I actually still do have a lot on my plate.