I was mentally shipping Rey and Fin pretty hard. At the end of the movie I turned to my dad and expressed mild disappointment that they didn’t get together, and he told me I should write a fanfiction about it. I reminded my dad that I am no longer 15 and I shall be keeping this opinion to myself.

If you look closely, you’ll see that this guy is actually hundreds of rats in a suit.

You mean IFCROB? Because they have burgers. DON’T FORGET THE BERGERZ

The reason why sliced bread is such a brilliant invention is because future generations will no longer have to suffer through the convoluted process of slicing their own bread.

Cute story, really lovely, but I’m going to need a picture of a child diving into a goat pit on my desk by the end of today.

“Constantin Tsachas”, sounds foreign.

Ain’t give a damn. Be speaking however yous wants.

I have a non-binary friend that I met about a year ago, but because they have feminine features, I have accidently called them “her” or “she” a few times after we first met. They have been cool and understanding and politely corrected me each time and I haven’t had a slip up in months. I think once you get out of the…

I judge art based on how much I enjoy looking at it. A crazy concept, I know. I like looking at Worhol’s Soup paintings, I don’t like looking at Jackson Pollock’s drip paintings. Klein’s “Blue” is fine. I wouldn’t pay for it, but I like the color. I don’t get the appeal of Rothko, despite how much work went into his…

As a half-Dutch half-Black American who has never been to Holland I’d like to apologize of behalf my people. Also, on behalf of my other half I am gravely offended.

I used soy on my dumplings, but dumplings usually come with a plastic ramekin of sauce, which renders the soy packets moot. Same with sushi.

How timely. My grandma died right before Halloween this year. She was a generous woman and there are several prominent items in my apartment that that were gifts from her, so it’s hard to put her out of my mind for even a day. Thankfully I have a close knit family, so this Thanksgiving was actually pleasant. Grandma…

I...misread this headline. I thought McDonalds was building coffee from car waste.

The soy packets are the worst. I sometimes add ketchup to my burgers and fries, but I don’t really need to add soy to an already finished Chinese entree. What are they for? Why do I get 4 of them? Who eats this much soy sauce?

Wow, the number of commentors here that are willfully misunderstanding what I mean by “white-adjacent” is, well, not surprising.

That’s not the point I was trying to make. I’m not saying this man is white, I’m saying that people of color have a history of using racism and, if they have it, lighter skin to try to “fit in” to white society. And the worst elements of white society will accept them, for a time. But if white supremacists ever do get…

I cross-political marriages really only works with a liberal man and a conservative woman. The man believes the woman has the right to choose what to do with her life, and the woman chooses to oppress other women while bragging about how “traditional” she is.

Don’t be ridiculous. Skeletor x Hordark is a way sexier couple.

I know he’s brown, but his light skin and virulent racism have given him a White Pass. For now. Those things always have an expiration date. One wrong step and he’s back to being a POC.

The only thing that can stop a white (or white adjacent) bad guy is another white bad guy. A good person (of any race) isn’t going to do it and a bad person of color isn’t going to get away with it. So, uh, let’s hope he starts a fight with a gang of skinheads.