1) People who aren’t mindful about what they throw out (they just cram boxes and pointy objects in the bag without breaking them down or padding them)

OOooooh, have Chuck E. Cheese go all future minimalist. The entire inside of the building is made to look like an Apple store, everything is glass and white plastic. There are no chairs, rides, games, or food. In the middle of the empty white room is a pedestal with a holographic Chuck E. head, that just slowly…

It sounds like her kids were actually well-behaved, she was just being a neurotic, passive-aggressive asshole. Basically she wants a free pass just in case her kids decide to be little shits. Because what do you expect her to do in that situation? Act like a parent?

Or you know, been like “That clearly doesn’t apply to me. I got good children who occasionally act up, but I know what to do in those situations.”

Well that’s embarrassing. Clearly I’m not a spelling pedant.

The best way to be on time is to be on time.

That question 9 though....

Ouch

This man’s parents should also be in jail. That is criminal level neglect. I understand kids sometimes needing to get a job to help the family, but your kid should still come home at the end of the day. They basically abandoned their child.

That’s the part that kills me. My brother is on the autism spectrum and he’s very trusting, so my mom, my dad, and I watch over his paychecks and work schedule to make sure nobody takes advantage of him.

So you want a cool roommate, then. You described a roommate.

I get you, I understand that “single” also implies “available and looking”. But when I think of “alone”, I think of people who have little to no interaction with their family or friends and have no social safety net. “Alone” sounds sad, even if you are not using the word that way.

I like the insinuation that black people misspell words that we say out loud. Phonetically, “’cause” and “kus” are the same, so, like, why would a dialectical transcript make that distinction?

I wouldn’t say this is a major issue, because it’s easy to fix, but I frequently undercook a pan-fried chicken. It embarrasses me to the point where I prefer to cook my chicken in the oven. I do fine with burgers, steaks, and fish. It’s like I don’t have a good gauge for chicken “doneness”. And yeah, I have a meat…

Here’s a fun case study: My mom went to college in the mid-70s, worked part time in the college cafeteria and was able to pay off her loans within a two or three years of graduation with her entry-level sales job.

I make my coffee at home and rarely visit coffee shops, but when I do, it’s because I want a fucking foo-foo drink that I can’t make at home.

Not to brag, but I can eat less than a sleeve of Oreos in a sitting. I have a dangerously strong sweet tooth, so I’ve learned a trick to keep my snack portions in control: don’t eat right out of the package. If I eat cookies out of the sleeve, it’s easy to keep going. But I pull out six (or whatever), set them aside,…

It’s like how in fiction the land will be prosperous under a Good King but it will wither and rot (even in the wild areas) under a Bad King.

Ah yes, the updated version of China’s one child policy: the one in one out policy. Now available in America!

I don’t know why you wrote a whole article about this, a title and an image would have sufficed. I saw the headline, saw the picture, and I was fully on board. No further convincing necessary.