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Yeah, because men didn’t let women even try. We’re 50% of the population, that is so much mind power that has been stifled. To say nothing of straight white men going out of their way to prevent men of color and gay men from contributing at the same level. I imagine we’d have colonies on Mars complete with teleporters …

Ok, but smoking, driving*, and owning a gun are not required to live.

My aunt took my to Disney when I was about 3, or at least she said she did. I haven’t been since, if I went at all. If she is lying, it’s a pretty good one. I have no memories of the event, but adult me feels grateful that she paid for me to go to Disney.

But why though? Why should men get to be most of the leaders? That’s what its been like through most of human history, and human history sucks. For every kindly male ruler there have been a dozen selfish assholes. Of course women are also capable of being selfish assholes, but we at least deserve a chance to be…

Yeah, I know of a few men (that I’m not super close to, obviously) who always have an air of disaffected cynicism around them because they know they aren’t going to “be the best”, so they actively avoid trying. Because trying takes effort, and putting in effort makes you look stupid? I guess?

Please, men are already in charge of most things. The population is only 50% male, so ideally men should only be in charge 50% of the time.

It has a lot to do with “tokenism”, when you are the only woman in a group of men (or the only X in a group of Y), you might take on more masculine traits and a mindset to fit in. Then when more women are introduced to the group, it can be hard to let go of that mindset. They may even be resentful that the “next…

That’s impossible. Any unaccompanied women will be provided a man at check in. The man then orders for the woman and bills her dad.

I use GrubHub pick-up sometimes because there are a lot of restaurants in my area and this allows me to look at their menus in one place. Like The ‘Burbs mentions, not all of the restaurants have a decent web presence. And since I am already on the site looking at my options....naturally I tend to order from there as…

Yes! I’m a constant sniffler (due to being allergic to things such as dust, pollen, and air in general), and I always cram my used tissues, which I carefully fold over so the snot is wrapped inside, back into my purse or pockets for later disposal when a trash can isn’t present. It doesn’t even gross me out anymore,…

Just figure out a dollar amount you can live without per paycheck and put it away. Even $10/month adds up, and if $10 is all you have to your name, at the very least you can get a hot meal out of it.

I will continue to recommend that people stop going outside. Nothing good can come from it.

If I could be 1/10th as glamorous as Billy Porter, I’d be the fanciest girl at the office. Good for him, I’m really happy he landed this role.

This does not surprise me. Much like how some commentators in the Jeremy Renner articles stated that Jeremy gave them “bad vibes”, Cuba Jr. gives me “bad vibes”.

I actually like the Panera mac-and-cheese. Which is why I buy tubs at the grocery store and heat it myself. It’s like eating in Panera! But more convenient! And I get to add my own spices!

It’s almost as if humans are directly related to some sort of tree-climbing animal. Odd.

You got spanked at school? Is that legal? What year was it? What country was it? Was it Texas?

Or, and this is crazy, you can say, “Sorry, I forgot your name.”

Please take my star and leave.