I’ve given up on breathing. It’s a real chore for me, so I just stopped doing it.

In addition to people in a relationship (lesbian or otherwise) other people who struggle with this problem include:

You got your GameBoy and your Switch. I mostly travel for business, so I’m not staying in hip and happening areas, and in any case, I have work the next day. I’m mostly keeping to my hotel room and I need entertainment. I got all these portable gaming systems, might as well bring one.

I kinda get it, much like short men develop a Napoleon Complex, some short women get fed up with not being seen and develop a more bold and brazen personality to make up for it (a Lady-Napoleon Complex, if you will). Doesn’t make it right, but I get it.

I don’t understand this and anything I don’t understand is bad and dumb!

That’s a false binary if I ever saw one. A-yep.

Those bags can comfortable hold enough clothes for a 2 day trip, which is all I need for most of my business travels. So it saves time not having to check it, especially if flying the same day as a meeting.

Both my maternal grandparents got turned away at hospitals numerous times! They turned out OK!

I believe you are conflating my argument with 1) people who are easily offended by things and 2) people who can’t move on after an apology. I think you and I are picturing very different scenarios in our heads when I say “intent doesn’t matter”.

The “fuck you” attitude is purely an internet personae and in no way reflects the quiet, neurotic, anti-confrontational person I am in meat-space.

I feel like the internet currently has two modes: 1) Family-friendly content 2) Porn. It is becoming increasingly difficult to find sites that cater to adults without automatically being just labeled as “porn” (even if it’s not actually porn). When YouTube first started, you could find videos where adults swear and…

I climb up on the counter and scream “NOTICE ME AND TREMBLE”.

One of the few benefits of being a small woman is getting to squeeze between gaps of people. Maybe it’s not fair to the rest of you tall humans, but fuck you, you get chairs, desks, cars, and counters built to accommodate you comfortably. Let me get my drink from the bar that comes up to my chest.

“Old white man is an old white man”.

Now what is the science on insomniacs who constantly roll back and forth in a futile effort to find comfort? Asking for a friend. Who is also not pregnant.

Intent matters with mistakes

There’s a place near my that also has 3 recycle bins and pictures. Would it kill them to add a few words in there?

I want to laugh, but I also have tiny baby hands, and this might actually be useful. I do a lot of walking, and it might be nice to have a slightly easier grip on a beverage if I choose to stop at a coffee shop while ambling through the city.

Hey, Loudoun was a nice place before everyone decided to move there. Growing up it was mostly farms and forests, and now it’s all suburbs. But if you do decide to Napalm the place, let me at least get my very kind and liberal family a chance to escape.

Look, I’m used to seeing women smile at their salads, but this guy is being smug about it.