That’s the best part though. Sweet, sweet grease.

I’m going to boycott a product by purchasing the product and the destroying it.

It’s true what you say about Subway sammiches. Those things are indestructible. When I get the occasional Subway, I will get a foot long, eat half on the spot, save the other half. One time I ate the other half nearly 24 hours later, after jamming the sandwich in a purse for a few hours, putting it in the fridge…

I saw Top Gun years after it came out. It wasn’t by choice, I think I just happened to be in a room where other people decided to watch it. I assume that’s just how every woman my age and younger saw the movie.

Yep

Bold Rock is local to me. I admit I haven’t been up to date on the cider scene. Also, as a carless person, I generally don’t wander too far to buy my drinking-alone-at-home cider. I need to get out more.

Woodchuck is my fav, as I started drinking it as a college student in New England. They sell in in some of the bigger stores in D.C., but not at my local corner shop or hoity-toity organic market, which are the two places I shop the most.

Ugh, but Angry Orchard was my favorite. Bold Rock sucks (IMO), but they are local to me and their product is everywhere round these parts. I rarely see Austin Eastcider or Woodchuck around where I live. I guess it’s time to branch out (or learn to love Bold Rock).

But, if the store smelled like something was rotting, why wouldn’t they do a deep clean? Move everything out and clean behind it? That’s what I do when I can’t identify what an odor is (it was asparagus, it fell under the counter). I guess that would be cost prohibitive...

My biggest problem is adults blasting music or the You Tubes. Sometimes its  an oblivious middle-ager or older who just doesn’t know the new social etiquette around these things. Often it’s a teen or young adult who is blasting their music of choice and basically waiting/daring someone to ask them to stop so they can…

Kill him. Make it look like an accident. Tip the janitors.

I work out of a shared office. And this shared office space has both private phone booths and several open spaces where one can make a phone call in either private or public.

Call me crazy, but I am not outraged by this one way or the other. I’m not upset about it being for sale, and I am not upset that someone else wanted it pulled off the shelves and got their way. It’s like, this whole story doesn’t affect me.

Mmmhmm, the poor MAGAs can’t afford his “luxury” properties, though they wish they could. The rich, old-money MAGAs (who, let’s be honest, are in it because tax cuts and deregulation are more important than human life) don’t want anything to do with Trump’s tacky shit.

What sort of healing auras does aluminum emit? Also, does it come in rosy pink?

Ummm, that’s not enough to pay for this ORGANIC SCRUB TOWEL

HDTGM taught me everything I know about this film. I’m glad someone brought it up.

I’m an East Coaster and the one time I went to CA, I made point to get an In-N-Out burger. It was okay. I was promised the best fast food burger of my life, but I think I still prefer Five Guys.

Yeah, I remember helping a Japanese co-worker study for the test and I did worse than him.

What about white Americans returning from an overseas beach vacation? I know some people who tan very well. Do they have to wait until they lighten up before they can come back in? Please say yes.