Street sphincters 

I’m a 5 foot tall woman, so they got my height right, at least. But because of the lumps of fat attached to my chest, I can’t wear a seat belt normally, it often re-routes itself over my boobs and starts chafing against my neck. Some cars let you adjust the angle of the shoulder strap, but that’s not standard, and it…

Apparently they are an interracial couple, so Gina might be white or white-passing. Why else would she be this surprised? If that happened to me I would cry too, but I wouldn’t be shocked.

Even if he’s not closeted, the fact that these bigots consider being compared to, or referred to, a woman or a homosexual or as the worst thing that can happen is pretty telling. So go ahead and call him Miss Lindsey, if it gets his heckles up. If they are going to persist in their belief that femininity is bad, then…

He wants to fuck his daughters. Sure, he’d prefer Ivanka, but I’m sure he always makes a pass at Tiffany when she’s around. Probably because he forgets who she is between visits. “Oh hey, a blonde lady. I should hit that”.

Better yet, she can employ someone else to do it. I volunteer. I assume the position comes with free room and board?

Here’s a lesson on humor and context: I was responding to Babylon’s obviously sarcastic comment (it was even tagged as such). That was the context.

Oh man, I live in a condo complex with lots of geriatric white people. If there was an actual honest-to-god race war, I could just push them over and walk away. Meanwhile, their black nurses will just stand there and be, like, “Sorry, I can’t help. It’s a race war.” And the black security guard, managers, and…

That cover photo is awkwardly staged. Like, her arm looks bent backwards.

...presumably you mean people should wear pants instead of shorts, right?

Congratulations, it’s not a contest. My friend was going to a board game convention and he needed to bring presentation materials, demos, swag, etc. He wouldn’t have been complaining to me if it was easy.

Good for you? I can fit 3-4 days worth of stuff into an overnight bag (including electronics and entertainment), but it can’t fit under the seat in front of me. I need the overhead bin.

I mean, it’s the same argument of “I can’t be sexist because I have a mom”.

Or maybe a billboard

Well then. Carry on that wayward son.

I had a similar analysis. The one-two punch of Mr. Peanut and M&Ms put me in Dom’s camp, even though Kevin had the GOAT mascot Tony the Tiger.

I have the opposite experience. I’ve always been a bleeding heart liberal (more liberal than most Democrats, but it’s the best we’ve got), but as a greater-DC-area native, I gave up on the ‘Skins. Partly because they’ve been a losing team since the year I was born, but mostly because of, well, y’know.

He was a concerned citizen trying to protect a woman from her uterus. They fall out if you exercise too much.

I don’t know why you’re arguing with me, I specifically said I book directly with the airline. I’ve only missed a flight through my own fault once (not counting times when a delayed flight caused me to miss a connection, because the airline admits that’s their fault), and that was a return trip.