Rest in Pizza-Pizza

It’s USC shirts all the way down.

At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Its more likely she couldn’t read the memo.

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

Coming out party? He’s been an All-Star, a Finals mvp, and a multiple one defensive player of the yearñ dummy. How much further would you like him to come out?

Roberto Cemente

Live Action Role Playing. It’s a form of contraception.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

So, you’re saying you don’t have trouble falling asleep? Could that mean then that this app is not meant for you? Nah, its obvious that if Tyler Style doesn’t need it, no one else does either.

For fucks sake, when will you people learn that not being discriminatory and racist is not the same thing as “not wanting to offend them”

Heck of a headline to parse if you don't follow racing

Whew. At least he didn’t have a hole in one.

Skip what?

I wonder if he’s aware of the fact that there’s this powder they keep on the sidelines that helps you grip the ball when your hands get sweaty.

But, as Christopher Hitchens said of his esophageal cancer, “There is no Stage V.”

you’re right. sneaky clean and burfictly legal.

I bet this is the new record for the longest timeframe between personal fouls by one person in NFL history.