These earlier episodes of BattleBots are much more dangerous than I remember them.

I mean, is anyone out there horfing mustard straight? This is a weird thing to need to clarify. 

COUNTERPOINT

So he’s even ruining my jokes now. What a doof. 

That’s 50% of the joke I was making. Look up the term “paraprosdokian.”

In many states, the on ramp from the previous/same exit and off ramp are shared. So he could be coming onto the highway in that section shown.

Careful, Laura. There’s a subtle difference between child abuse and child ab use.

1985 Modena GT Spyder California... 1961 Ferrari GT California

Dope. Now, can we get some prior convictions/sentences overturned?

Aw, You Guys, The Pirates Are Actually Trying To Get Better

Front loading washer.

“Actually, the divorce was the best thing that ever happened to me.”

The dipshit on the far right looks like he's about to explain why it's OK to use the n-word in public.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Chriss cross because he can’t jump jump.

Backlick for a dollar? That’s a good deal.

You do realize you’re a massive ape, right? You could easily take a hawk on in mortal combat.

I see the benefit of nothing being in the way of your arm and your Big Gulp.

How about they invoke the Infield Guy rule, friend?

yeah, because they don’t cover “the earth is round” until your 4th year at Duke.