Ainge: Wait, he did WHAT?!?!

“So... that makes me the Danny Ainge of pedophilia, right?”

Y’know maybe Rex doesn’t like heels.

The security guard in black at the bottom of the stairs in the gif...His reaction just makes my day.

In Ben Carson’s defense, he IS an idiot.

At risk of beating a dead horse, its hardly a surprise. that narrative has been reenforced time and time again, and hopefully Sefolosha continues to refuse to go away quietly. He’s in a unique position by A.) being a professional athlete and B.) not being killed, to expose the horrifying realities of being black while…

Any way to confirm that his one star was self-given? A veritable masturbatory star?

These are the precious moments they’ll never remember

Maybe the New Times should reach out to the church to let them know where its $20k was supposed to go. I bet they’d do the Christian thing and give it to the mo—hahahahaha

Finally, a public venue to tell my story.

They kiss

With respect, you could have your eyes glued to home plate, but if you think you could dodge a bat flying at you at that speed, you are fucking kidding yourself.

I read this article twice before I realized it wasn’t about smartwatches. The utility here makes a lot more sense now...

Yes. That is a bull terrier. Good observation.

He told me there was a 25-foot tree planted between home plate and the pitcher’s mound.

You couldn’t have gone with “We managed to get our hands on the Dong video”?

Man, Crossfit is the worst.

“The Baltimore police ask that you remain in your seats while they figure out the best way to escalate the situation.”

He adds (stupidly):

Pretty Jrunk