Uh, how else is he going to make Deadspin?

More like Divin’ Booker, amirite

It looks neat, but is it even uncommon to take 6 seconds off the clock before a foul?

Can’t you line them up ANYWHERE? Like, if it’s after a basket, dude can only pass to someone on the baseline, but is there a rule preventing the guy from lining up in Paraguay? I’ll hang up and listen.

As a white dude that voted for Biden on my 18th birthday and Beto 2 months ago, I realize it’s time for us to get the fuck out of the way. (yes, I know neither of them were mentioned above) 

You skipped “say owww”

This was such a bizarre call. Hopefully they’ll get this kinda stuff figured out here in the preseason so games that matter aren’t impacted!

Well, I didn’t see any of those live, and I won’t watch replays of injuries. Looked worse to me than Jason Kendall, Moises Alou, and Anderson Silva.

It looked like he was out from the elbow, before he hit the floor. One of the scariest injuries I’ve ever seen.

Filet o’ Fists. Its all downhill from here, folks.

Like it says, there’s a billion trucks in Texas. Which would make it really easy to get some volunteers with every pickup model imaginable to drive by the same camera in the same lighting. 

I mean, you know this is a list of individual favorites and not like a top 10 list?

Just wait until the fans find out Heath Miller retired.

• “CRACK COCAINE WITH SEX OBJECTS”

When he points at the coin on the ground, it’s so easy to hear him saying “DERE IT IS! I FIND FOOTBALL COIN!”

If it’s truly truly heaven, there’s no brown people or people with AIDS to ignore.

And that’s entirely arbitrary. It’s accepted because other people before did it. It’s fucking letters in an order. Fucking relax.

My last name is a line away from “moron”, and I turned out ok. It’s an arbitrary string of letters, who gives a shit if it’s Tom or ADFSDCxz. 

Every time I see these stories, I can’t decipher if it’s the same picture or if it’s humorously getting redder each time. 

Conner wasn’t the same back in college after knee surgery - I mean, his final year was good, but he didn’t put up near the stat nor display the same speed and power as his first two years. He was tentative often as a rookie (granted, with very little work), and then had another knee surgery. I think that’s where the…