Finding and buying random shit at Costco is like 50% of the fun of going to Costco (the other half is pizza). It’s not really designed as a “grab a few things quickly” store.

Christ, this is a lot of words and effort when just a tiny bit of effort up front - realizing that the 88% and anti-Somali are totally separate statements - would have presented you with an opportunity to defend the indefensible in some other way.

since i can’t delete, typing words that don’t bely my ignorance.

Typically, a free kick can’t be blocked and turned into a touchdown, and providing the opportunity for an onside kick to follow.

I fastidiously maintained a car bra on a 93 Cavalier for 3 years (99-02). 

Which of the 3 do people WANT to drive through?

I’m certain this play ended with an erection.

Gordon is a ton of fun to watch, but he’s not even top 3 in his own division.

SAVy move, BMW.

Why the fuck is that pizza so skinny

I’m 6'1", 220. Bought a Focus ST, loved driving it at first, but anything more than a few miles and I felt like I was in an airplane or Greyhound seat. Besides the shoulder scrunching annoyance, I started to realize how little of my surroundings I could actually see. The rear view mirror from my seating perch seems to…

They should really balance this out a bit. Maybe make each team play half of their games in other cities?

Dunno where he’s located, but here’s a few new STs for under 20k. https://www.southwayford.com/searchnew.aspx?Model=Focus&Displacement=2.0%20L&Transmission=Manual&Bodystyle=Hatchback

So you’re saying I picked a good weekend for a trip to Houston?

No. Ted Cruz’s father killed Kennedy. Ted Cruz is the Zodiac.

It’s lawyers, all the way down.

Hey, you stole my nickname for commuting in Honolulu.

That’s just Kurt Rambis.

I was the kind of beer league sports player that you guys write articles about.

So I dunno if you knew this, but if they had just waited at the plate, the other runners would have stopped.