Wait which part of this is worse than 4 years in prison?

Technically my neighbor’s dog, but she regularly poops in my yard so I can claim partial ownership.

She’s actually just practicing waiting for the bus.

Stealing someone’s bike is bad juju.

This is the most important accent mark in history.

Unless I’ve found a similarly named HOA in Houston, looks like they do cover this situation... not specifically for tanks, obviously, but it’s illegal to park on the street between 2am and 5am. http://rorcoa.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Resident-handbook.pdf

You’re being facetious, right

What if I told you that we can pay attention to multiple things at once?

The story is about their offense, so I think 41 points qualifies.

This is what happens when you fuck your aunt Daenerys, I guess. 

Thomas has hip dysplasia, a result of his hip socket being flat.

“REMEMBER WHAT I SAID IN THE GYM!” sounds like a line from a school play about a bully, and is delivered with as much passion.

It’s dunk, easily.

I don’t think the homeruns are included.

Give Christie a break, he paid good money for his two seats up front.

He’s actually away from home 3 out of every 4 nights.

Chinese people aren’t actually short, they just use 12' rims.

Had Hedges dropped the ball, and San Diego challenged it, Rizzo would have been called out. Does that make it dirty? Only if you subscribe to the “team who scores the most runs wins” theory of baseball.

The US Open isn’t run by amateurs.

He didn’t really throw the water bottle, it slipped out of his hand. Not to get all Zapruder on you, but when you throw an object intentionally, your hand is opening as you release. When it slips, your hand is closing. Video was pretty clear that his hand was closing. Besides that, he’s righthanded (shoots left), so…