The roles literally were reversed in game 1.

Subban punched Crosby in the back of the head repeatedly in game 1, which may have been what he was referring to for why he “had it coming.”

I agree with almost this entire thing, but as someone who watched all of Cam Johnson’s games, he’s not even a “start for a good team” prospect, let alone an NBA prospect.

Why do you need a 4Runner when you already have a time machine?

We’re ignoring Subban’s embellishment on the cross-check, we’re ignoring the “every time someone checks us we give them a two-hander across the ankles” plays, we’re ignoring the phantom call that led to a 5 on 3, we’re ignoring the hit on Cullen that wasn’t penalized, etc., right?

It was dastardly of the NHL to cancel an entire season to make sure the Penguins could get that top pick.

oh hey cool you paid for the google premium subscription.

To be fair, Tim Tebow has been to second base more recently. Also, I just read that Tebow plays baseball now.

They had 1 power play in 5 periods against the 4th most penalized team in the league.

I think you mean “hockey beefs result in yelling between benches and yelling between players on the ice and usually a few dirty hits and a bunch of hugoffs around the net and a some stick whacking and then sweaty gloves in the face and then probably 3 months later, two dudes with nothing to do with the original issue…

I’m blind, but it sounds like he fucked it.

This is the kind of alarmist crap that people point to when they give up their dogs before moving.

Great analysis. These Penguins fans complaining to the office responsible for suspensions are a far cry from those of other teams, who are typically genial and complimentary to this department.

If there’s anybody known as kind and compassionate, it’s Philadelphia.

I bought the 2.0L EB Escape a couple months ago, and I get 28 combined with normal/aggressive driving, 31+ if I’m even remotely careful with it. Granted, that’s 75+% highway, and it’s only light AC weather, but I’m pretty happy only giving up a few MPG over the 1.6L manual Kia Soul I had before it.

I don’t think the Thunder are losing because Andre Roberson didn’t get enough touches.

Recommend at least reading the first two words of a headline.

WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE TROOPS

There’s also the concern that while they’re reviewing the spatial arrangement of your dildo and Walkman, they may discover the otherwise well concealed actual explosives.

That was an even shorter, more awkward “birds and bees” than I got from my dad.