FINALLY someone acknowledges my namesake.

Remember, kids... If none of a 100 replays show the puck across the line, we defer to the original call by a guy that had a worse angle than all of them. We're #5!

That news station had to respond. They were flooded with complaints.

This is the 21st century, I believe you’re supposed to reference Antonio Cromartie.

That wall didn’t have much give. You have to wonder if there was a... concrete beam behind it.

Uhh, Abby, you don’t have to donate your brain IMMEDIATELY.

Tremendous catch to keep them within 160.

This is outrageous! What’s next, dogs dying as a result of people forcing them to drag a sled for a thousand miles?

Not to be a highlight truther, but the PGA tour has a rule requiring pants (ie, no shorts). Do you just have to START wearing pants? Have we finally found the reason for those convertible pants?

UHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH BOBAN’S EYE SOCKET

Get off their backs. They’ve finally figured out how to get people to come to the stadium two weeks in a row.

This poor guy is gonna get the Coach Pop curse now. RIP, Hamilton.

And if anyone knows what’s against the law, it’s an AG under felony indictment!

Isn’t it a rule that if you not only accuse a guy of flopping, but claim he winked at you while unconscious, you don’t get to call him by his nickname?

“He’s really dedicated to selling this flop!” - pacman jones

I mean, unless you’re Bethany Hamilton, it’s impossible to NOT pull his hair if he runs into you.

Two people voted for Jason Kendall. I don’t have a joke for that.

Pop heard “3 seconds!” and thought it was time for another stupid interview.

That’s not Russian. That’s the Pitt announcing team. #Pittsburghese

His knee was CLEARLY down from that angle.