All we need now is a hoverboard video in vertical orientation, and we’ll enter an infinite repetitive comment loop.

Asshole didn’t even yell fore!

I mean, who knew a thumb could die of embarrassment?

So you’re saying his girlfriend was a Dodger first?

“Goddammit.” -fans of every other NL central team.

Yep.

This oughta make the next time Mike Tomlin reaches for his challenge flag much more interesting, at least.

Seattle challenged the injury, and Dean Blandino ruled that in fact, Tony Gonzalez sprained his shoulder.

It’s called “highlight awareness”, and Texas didn’t think they were kneeling it.

The music is from the Future? SO THERE’S STILL TIME, JOHNNY. YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR FUTURE.

The rule you quoted says “acts or words,” so I’m pretty sure what the Patriots did was illegal, too. Also half of that sentence is redundant.

Something other than animal cruelty, basically. Felony convictions in animal cruelty cases is incredibly rare. See: Leah Purcell, who killed hundreds of dogs at Spindletop near Houston and was only convicted on 2 misdemeanor charges.

His bathroom break was bad, but he’d have made it back in time if they didn’t have doors on every stall.

Idiot. It’s pronounced “jiff.”

This comes in as the second worst thing to happen to Manziel today, just behind being a Brown.

What? Those uniforms are white and gold.

Stop being intolerant towards his intolerance.

lolwut? A camera can see what’s in an area without a feeder. The feeder serves the purpose of ensuring they STAY in the area, making it easier. It’s creating a dinner table, feeding them at it, and then shooting them while they eat. I don’t know if there’s a more insecure segment of the population than hunters.

Are you talking about the same hunters that buy bags of corn so they can bait deer and kill them while they eat? That’s the majority of hunters ‘round these parts.

There were 2 vehicles not very far ahead. This guy wasn’t setting the pace.