Actually, looking at the video, there are TWO vehicles just in front of the guy that hit them. There’s no doubt that intentionally hitting someone is awful, but arguing that they were just minding their own business, out for a sunday ride, not bothering nobody while they’re actually driving like a bunch of cunts…

If you believe the “he was driving too slow” reasoning, how do you explain the other vehicle just in front of him? Or, were the motorcycles intending to pass 3 vehicles at once, while going up a blind curve?

“Hey look there’s motorcycles a few cars behind me, I’m gonna slow down on purpose just to mess with them.” Yes. That makes a lot of sense.

You can take the Chase Utley out of Philadelphia, but you can’t take the Philadelphia out of Chase Utley. Seriously, fuck this guy.

Any way to confirm that his one star was self-given? A veritable masturbatory star?

30 days is all that’s required. Source: signed up with different provider to test service, forwarded my google voice to that number, canceled, and 30 days later someone else was answering my phone.

Brian McCann: *cums*

That’s actually a laptop.

WHOSE DISGUSTING BASEBALL BIGOTRY IS THIS

And when they do it, it’ll be pyrite.

Another anchor baby swiping our Yobs.

Chryst is that scary.

(just in case this isn’t trolling)

Yikes, Jalopnik. I dunno if that ad/video of a car speeding through the streets popping up in the middle of reading this story is appropriate.

Where’s the Arquimedes Caminero filter, MLB? Oh, it’s bouncing around in right center field gap.

This was actually the nicest human in Philly. Sorry, hitchbot :(

Who the hell refers to an entire pitching staff by 2 initials? <scrolls up, sees Cards fan> Oh.

Not insignificant, Nate Karnes can be rearranged as KATRENAS(ES).

REPORT: CLINT SESSION IS A DAD WHO FAILS TO PROVIDE SUPPORT TO SPECIAL NEEDS DAUGHTER

SICK BURN.