[age of Roger Federer at his death] minus [duration of match]

But in THAT situation, the soldier would have gone crazy when the hospital staff tried to get back up the steps and the horse would have to shoot him

I am sure we will have cockroach killing nanobots by then.

I wasn’t commanding my sinker

But just as I prefer tall men who absolutely do not like me..

Foster care? Well of course they are out of control.

This is BS. I’ve seen two of the Spiderman movies and read one of the comics and it seems to work just fine for J. Jonah Jameson

Unfortunately, his mother held him by the ankles when she dipped him into the whiz.

I am 99% sure the dude is a contractor fixing something in the apartment.

“But it's weird, warm rain Janine! I'm extremely comfortable and don't want to get out of this rainstorm and go back to the office and you can't fucking make me Janine! I'm already naked! This is where I live now... Back to you Janine!"

“To the death?”

“You just made a wet landing....in my pants”

I found the link to it, but unfortunately the audio is on a separate channel that’s encrypted. Still, here’s the feed:

“100K for 30 days in a dark room? I do that every winter for free!”

What if you have a guy named Mark on your team?

They’re normal pants. Move on, find a new slant.

A perfect game is one where no one reaches first base. Also known as my collegiate dating career.

Yeah, but like, just the Idris Elba shows.

Episode 3 is just 50 minutes of watching the main cast sitting at the bus stop waiting for the bus to arrive, only in the final act for three to just come along at once.