I do the exact same thing.

I was wearing an onion on my hip, as was the style at the time.

That makes me the swan of the human world, I guess.

Mets sent someone to his apartment to check on him, and whatever happened was enough to piss off the Mets enough to punt on Sunday’s game by calling up a AAA reliever

Well, the problem is you’ve got two problems: 1) Brewery nerds can’t stand it just on principle and 2) The more you drink microbrews it genuinely gets harder to drink that stuff because it just tastes like nothing.

Man, TenorOne’s pretty mad at us, huh?

Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, and Damian Wayne. So, actually, one Robin short.

Ah, okay. Yeah, I totally do that.

I’m trying to imagine what aggressive-passive would be like.

That sounds amazing.

What’s wrong with females?

I don’t know.. I’m a Michigan fan, and it’s pretty clear we didn’t lose that game just because of one offsides non-call.

Who smells the outside of a bag of chips? What the hell?