I just wrote a merman romance novel, so yes, yes I would fuck the fish man

I will never ever give up on mermaids. I have designed an entire empire around mermaids, books, podcasts, sex toys. MOAR MERMAIDS.

Yess! Nodule!!! So helpful! I used to sneak this book late at night from the family bookshelves. So important. Also it clarified so much of what confused me in Flowers in the Attic.

It’s really hard to see how clothes in the same size will fit on different bodies. It’s why I like Modcloth’s feature where people upload pics of them in their outfits. It’s also why I started making an app called Cinderly that can serve you a feed of people that wear your dress size and are your same height. If…

I’m developing an app with my male business partner, and most days it’s the two of us blissfully taking meetings and hustling, and then the other day we had a meeting with an incubator, and I stepped into a huge open floor plan full of dudes bouncing actual balls against the wall while standing around computer…

This is why the romance genre is superior. Plenty of ladies in the stories, plenty of ladies writing those stories, plenty of ladies winning awards for those stories. Boom.

I think we should all just agree to be conflicted by the spanking scene. It's weird! And controversial! I was conflicted when I re-read the 1st book right before the show started, and I was conflicted watching it. One thing that struck me about the spanking scene in the book is that up until that point, Claire is kind…

Amen! Let's adapt some paranormal romance!

I loooove me some Outlander, but I thought this episode was kind of weak. It didn't move the story forward much, except to say WITCHES OMG WITCHES THEY'RE GOING TO BURN SOME WITCHES WATCH OUT WITCHES. I did love the scene at Black Kirk, and Claire's scarf. And Jamie. Always Jamie. Cravats are so hot.

Christine Feehan's Sea Haven sisters were my gateway paranormal romances and I loved them. I also enjoy Kresley Cole and sometimes Gena Showalter. I met Eloisa James, Tessa Dare and Sarah Maclean at RWA and they are so nice and also wonderful writers.

Thank you SO MUCH for this. I was just at the Romance Writers of America conference and trust me, those ladies know plenty. Also, thank you so much for this line:

That is some B*LLSH*T. I am going to Vegas for a bachelorette party, and we will cut anyone who stands between us and our cocktails. Anyone who tries to stop us can kiss our plump asses and drink their shitty comped vodka from my shoe!

I can't even bring myself to do the math on how much I've spent while being in a bridal party or attending a wedding. As I enter my mid-30's, I also wonder if there's a little bit of "Well, I spent it on you, so you'll spend it on me" kind of expectation going on. Like some of the plans feel obligatory now, instead of…

I wrote this for all the people who miss their mom's today. It does not encourage ranting on social media platforms.

Hugs to you too! Live all the dreams!

Here's something I wrote for anyone who misses their mom today.

There are all kinds of princesses, including boy princesses! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS KIND OF TYRANNY!

This doctor should not be practicing. This is not the first person to have their life put in danger by this doctor during routine work.

I started oil pulling this week for this reason only: people say it cures hangovers, and I've never seen that claim with anything else. I'm gonna get drunk this Saturday, and if swishing oil in my mouth cures my hangover, I am SOLD4LYFE!

Um, how do you get pregnant in the mouth if you're doing reverse cowgirl? Does Kanye ejaculate so far into the vagina that his sperm reverse-travels through the digestive system and then comes out the lady's mouth? Please explain.