Valentine's Day is not about getting sad because Valentine's Day is not about you. I have lots of thoughts on this subject:

I love rioting girls, especially rioting girls in princess outfits. I have a little problem with demonizing the color pink, or demonizing anything just because it's feminine, but as someone pointed out to me last night on Twitter, GoldieBlox isn't demonizing pink, but the exclusive use of pink to sell to girls.

Let's have a contest where we pitch our own photo shoots of what's actually sexy to us - not anything that's "staged for men." Mine would involve a really amazing ballgown, a sleeping pet dragon, a unicorn best friend, a stack of sandwiches, a bathtub filled with champagne,and a million butterflies making love to my…

Where are people's manners??? Rule #1: When a woman shows herself to you in lingerie, you say, "Oh my, you are so pretty. Thank you for showing me. My life has been changed for the better." You do *not* respond by listing all the things you think are wrong with her. That's just rude, whether she's wearing lingerie or…

This video is way better than Reign.

I read an early draft of Kate Scelsa's "Fans of the Impossible Life" and I am SO looking forward to the finished product. It reminded me of the heartbreak of my first gay boyfriend, how much we loved each other, how magical we thought adulthood would be, how messed up everything was. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show…

Next time I take off my pants, I'm gonna yell KABLOOM!

What if this story isn't at all about sandwiches. What if "sandwiches" is a code word for "vulva" and actually he's just gonna go down on her 300 times because love is a marathon or whatever, and at the end she'll be like, OKAY YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR DIAMONDS NOW. But it's not really a diamond he's giving her, if you…

Now I just have visions of my vagina as supernova.

"When you turn 40 you collapse in on your own barren womb and form a pulsating spinster star from which not even light can escape."

Merritt is fantastic. We were scene partners in college. Also, this is exactly what she said to me the last time I ran into her on the street.

Miley's VMA performance would actually work really well if performed as Eastern European performance art, or if it was recreated using Xtranormal. If we took it out of the VMA context and moved it into the center of MoMA, I think it would be quite interesting. Especially if we keep all the insert shots of bored…

Guys, Old Navy Compression pants RULE. Besides, if you wait 6 months, Old Navy knocks off a lot of Lululemon tops. That's how I got my sweet hot pink workout jacket. Everyone asks me if it's Lululemon, and I always respond, "No way! $30 at Old Navy, bitches!!!" Check it! (The sequin pants are French Connection. They…

My friend Megan released a yoga DVD for curvy bodies. I took a class and it was a lot of fun to be like, "oh, my belly is in the way while I am in this fold. oh, I just move it." Who knew??!!!!! So simple. Anyway, if you want to check it out, here is her site: www.megayoga.com

Here's what a real woman does with an inflatable doll:

I second the Moving Comfort rec (38DD here), but I prefer the Juno style. Moving Comfort FOREVER!