Say you’re not from the US without saying you’re not from the US...

Camiio.

A totalitarian, human-rights defying, government that can, and will, imprison/murder those who disagree with it. Don’t dare demand higher wages/working conditions at your factory.

His distinctive cartoon style has been retooled so the characters look like every other computer-animated film from Illumination or Pixar.

“You’re a “sovereign” citizen? Not a US citizen? Can I see your passport and your visa? Don’t have one? Oh, you’re an illegal. We’ll just detain you while we wait on ICE to show up then.”

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At least it wasn’t literal bars of gold!

There’s also important missing context:

Yeah, the jury’s still out on the two parter question. No matter how good it is, if part one ends with ‘Defying Gravity’, no one’s showing up for part two.

That’s got to be good for the batteries, right?

Damnit, the [insert appropriate rank here] put Dawn in the dishwasher again!

Of course, we couldn’t get anything passed if our lives depended on it.

The sedan I’ve conveniently affixed a “Come and take them!” bumper sticker to.

3000 guns were stolen in 2022, none of those thefts happened in ‘a number of cities in MA, NY, NJ and RI’

Responsible gun owners, everyone!

Exactly what kind of sprinkler system is going to put out an EV that absolutely wants to stay on fire? Considering one can continue to burn while completely submerged

It’s from Oscar Wilde, so carelessness should not exactly be read literally:

To lose one batch of cars awaiting auction could be attributed to misfortune.  To lose two seems like carelessness.

If there was profit to be had in not losing bags, Capitalism would’ve solved that problem ages ago.

That gosh darn inflation!