When coal-rolling isn’t enough for you to demonstrate your hatred of the environment

Stow away in the SkyChefs unit.  They load/unload that from the right.

If the big appeal of the White House Correspondents Dinner is in seeing a comedian actually speak a little truth to power...

Yeah...no...the government didn’t tell Ford to only make trucks and sports cars.

And if there’s one thing Ford, GM and née Chrysler are known for is not lobbying the government, keeping their traps shut and following the law to the letter.

Spoiler alert: click through on the CBS article and he looks exactly like someone who could get away with this sort of shit for as long as he did without repercussions

I clearly see the word wish in the question.

Mine’s more philosophical: you are not the only driver on the road.

So...the algorithm approved this, but not

WeatherTech patiently waiting for the day they get to put a | on their Cybertruck tally sheet

I can assure you, officer, there are no dead hookers in the trunk.

Norfolk Southern and Boeing must be grateful for the distraction.

https://www.cde.ca.gov/ls/tn/or/nhtsa3702.asp

Does it still smell like cow between the Tejon pass and going north to whenever you hit trees?

PCH isn’t really a ‘commute’ route. You’d take the 5 if you’re on a schedule.

SR-71 pilot coming in to brag how they spent 100 minutes in totality in *crackooom* ... nevermind, they overshot the comments section.

Funny how they could find nearly $4 billion to try buying Spirit but now it’s all woe is us. Wait, no, not funny, the other word... predictable.

Genocide step 1: dehumanize your target.

Slab Bulkhead! Butch Deadlift! Flint Ironstag! Buff Drinklots! Rip Steakface! Will Trent!  Big McLargehuge!

Ha, water?! My intelligently designed body keeps trying to breathe my spit!