Of course, we couldn’t get anything passed if our lives depended on it.

The sedan I’ve conveniently affixed a “Come and take them!” bumper sticker to.

3000 guns were stolen in 2022, none of those thefts happened in ‘a number of cities in MA, NY, NJ and RI’

Responsible gun owners, everyone!

Exactly what kind of sprinkler system is going to put out an EV that absolutely wants to stay on fire? Considering one can continue to burn while completely submerged

It’s from Oscar Wilde, so carelessness should not exactly be read literally:

To lose one batch of cars awaiting auction could be attributed to misfortune.  To lose two seems like carelessness.

If there was profit to be had in not losing bags, Capitalism would’ve solved that problem ages ago.

That gosh darn inflation!

When coal-rolling isn’t enough for you to demonstrate your hatred of the environment

Stow away in the SkyChefs unit.  They load/unload that from the right.

If the big appeal of the White House Correspondents Dinner is in seeing a comedian actually speak a little truth to power...

Yeah...no...the government didn’t tell Ford to only make trucks and sports cars.

And if there’s one thing Ford, GM and née Chrysler are known for is not lobbying the government, keeping their traps shut and following the law to the letter.

Spoiler alert: click through on the CBS article and he looks exactly like someone who could get away with this sort of shit for as long as he did without repercussions

I clearly see the word wish in the question.

Mine’s more philosophical: you are not the only driver on the road.

So...the algorithm approved this, but not

WeatherTech patiently waiting for the day they get to put a | on their Cybertruck tally sheet

I can assure you, officer, there are no dead hookers in the trunk.