Norfolk Southern and Boeing must be grateful for the distraction.

https://www.cde.ca.gov/ls/tn/or/nhtsa3702.asp

Does it still smell like cow between the Tejon pass and going north to whenever you hit trees?

PCH isn’t really a ‘commute’ route. You’d take the 5 if you’re on a schedule.

SR-71 pilot coming in to brag how they spent 100 minutes in totality in *crackooom* ... nevermind, they overshot the comments section.

Funny how they could find nearly $4 billion to try buying Spirit but now it’s all woe is us. Wait, no, not funny, the other word... predictable.

Genocide step 1: dehumanize your target.

Slab Bulkhead! Butch Deadlift! Flint Ironstag! Buff Drinklots! Rip Steakface! Will Trent!  Big McLargehuge!

Ha, water?! My intelligently designed body keeps trying to breathe my spit!

Think you have a little Mandela effect going on. The closest to that in the movie I can recall is when Ed Harris is starting to panic, someone goes, “We all breathed liquid for nine months, your body will remember.”

Unless that water is LCL, or that breathable liquid from The Abyss.

I mean, that’s fair.  Obviously he works 200x harder than train engineers so he’s worth that much.

More toe-in-cheek than anything

“The enemy of my enemy is my enemy”

I’m over here amused that the MAGA crowd is giving any shits about Baltimore in the first place.

I’ve heard this thing called ‘capitalism’ is supposed to be very good at solving problems! Maybe it could fix our affordable housing cris...

I survived the last rally, I’ll survive this one.  Proof by induction!

Those hot springs at Yellowstone are absolutely no joke. Think about the bad guy who got covered in toxic waste in RoboCop, and then realize -he got off easy-

Metroid, Sim City and *blind stabbing motion* Start Slideshow

They didn’t recap the Best Original Song list either, reminding people that they were performed throughout the night, so of course they wouldn’t recap the Best Picture list